24 Comments on Phrase you never want to be associated with- “Backstreet Penis Operation”
I hope the guy remembered to wrap it in a snickers wrapper.
What a dick. “Penis Envy” is never pretty.
You let a woman that couldn’t draw her own eyebrows on evenly, touch your dick ???
No doubt, these dipshits vote.
Let the sick-dick jokes commence –
Didja hear about the guy that got his ED fixed with a sugical procedure that uses implants from an elephant trunk. A few weeks after healing up he went to a Wedding reception. While standing at the buffet line he felt it moving around, whereupon it popped out of his pants, reached up and grabbed a roll, then just as quickly went back into his pants. His date watched it all happen and after the initial shock, coyly said: “Wow, I never seen anything like that before. Do you think you could do that again”
He said “Well I’m pretty sure I can, but to tell you the truth I don’t think there’s enough room in my ass for another roll!”
“She’ll get a stiff sentence”.
Priceless.
Clearly, someone was suffering from partial aphasia, and got their backyard cookout menu scrambled. What should have been a hot dog ended up hamburger.
somehow, a pair of tongue depressors and some electrical tape just doesn’t seem right…
If that Gonzalez quack had been even a tiny bit competent, she would have made the guy’s dick bigger by simply wrapping it in duck tape.
Just reading that caused mine to retract a little bit.
So, “Step into my warehouse and let me cut your penis open” sounded OK, sounded like a good idea? Really?
I saw “backstreet penis operation” and thought, wow, someone else actually heard of my band, then read the article attached and now am sad. Told those jerks it was a horrible band name but they said it was ‘edgy’. Sigh.
“…The penis also had retracted in size and was very small.”
Happens to me every time I see a video of Hillary
Now that’s just silly. Who goes to a warehouse to get their crank turned? You do that at a garage.
Same thing happened to me except I used tongue depressors with great success.
Admittedly I did the same thing. But popsickle sticks weren’t up to the task. 2x4s and gorilla glue.
Now I’m a super stud.
Yeah.
Guy hears about a doctor who does penis enhancement surgery, so he gets the address and goes to pay the doc a visit. Unfortunately, the address he writes down is one street off, and he winds up in a podiatrist’s office instead.
Nurse at the front desk says, “May I help you, please?”
Guy says, “I was told you could help me with my problem.”
Nurse says, “All right – let’s see it.” So the guy whips it out.
Nurse hollers, “Oh my GOD! That’s not a foot!”
Guy says, “I didn’t know there was a minimum.”
😉
Speaking of golf.
A foursome of men waited at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting in front of them — taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet . Then she went over and missed it completely.
Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”
One of the men immediately responded, “Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!”
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.
there’s a Weiner joke in here somewhere … just can’t quite find it …
Why is it that every time I hear about one of these “unlicensed cosmetic surgeons”, it’s always an Hispanic woman? I mean, is that a career choice for women down there south of the border?
One silver lining: There’s now one less imbecile who will be reproducing. Maybe Darwin was right!
She looked kinda mean too. WTH was he thinkin’?
@sistyugler1: You mean you never heard of Mala Pene Universidad Médico?
To be fair, she told him, “How’d you like to meet me in a secluded warehouse? I’ll work on your dick and it’ll be filthy!”
I hope the guy remembered to wrap it in a snickers wrapper.
What a dick. “Penis Envy” is never pretty.
You let a woman that couldn’t draw her own eyebrows on evenly, touch your dick ???
No doubt, these dipshits vote.
Let the sick-dick jokes commence –
Didja hear about the guy that got his ED fixed with a sugical procedure that uses implants from an elephant trunk. A few weeks after healing up he went to a Wedding reception. While standing at the buffet line he felt it moving around, whereupon it popped out of his pants, reached up and grabbed a roll, then just as quickly went back into his pants. His date watched it all happen and after the initial shock, coyly said: “Wow, I never seen anything like that before. Do you think you could do that again”
He said “Well I’m pretty sure I can, but to tell you the truth I don’t think there’s enough room in my ass for another roll!”
“She’ll get a stiff sentence”.
Priceless.
Clearly, someone was suffering from partial aphasia, and got their backyard cookout menu scrambled. What should have been a hot dog ended up hamburger.
somehow, a pair of tongue depressors and some electrical tape just doesn’t seem right…
If that Gonzalez quack had been even a tiny bit competent, she would have made the guy’s dick bigger by simply wrapping it in duck tape.
Just reading that caused mine to retract a little bit.
So, “Step into my warehouse and let me cut your penis open” sounded OK, sounded like a good idea? Really?
I saw “backstreet penis operation” and thought, wow, someone else actually heard of my band, then read the article attached and now am sad. Told those jerks it was a horrible band name but they said it was ‘edgy’. Sigh.
“…The penis also had retracted in size and was very small.”
Happens to me every time I see a video of Hillary
Now that’s just silly. Who goes to a warehouse to get their crank turned? You do that at a garage.
Same thing happened to me except I used tongue depressors with great success.
Admittedly I did the same thing. But popsickle sticks weren’t up to the task. 2x4s and gorilla glue.
Now I’m a super stud.
Yeah.
Guy hears about a doctor who does penis enhancement surgery, so he gets the address and goes to pay the doc a visit. Unfortunately, the address he writes down is one street off, and he winds up in a podiatrist’s office instead.
Nurse at the front desk says, “May I help you, please?”
Guy says, “I was told you could help me with my problem.”
Nurse says, “All right – let’s see it.” So the guy whips it out.
Nurse hollers, “Oh my GOD! That’s not a foot!”
Guy says, “I didn’t know there was a minimum.”
😉
Speaking of golf.
A foursome of men waited at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting in front of them — taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet . Then she went over and missed it completely.
Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”
One of the men immediately responded, “Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!”
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.
there’s a Weiner joke in here somewhere … just can’t quite find it …
Why is it that every time I hear about one of these “unlicensed cosmetic surgeons”, it’s always an Hispanic woman? I mean, is that a career choice for women down there south of the border?
One silver lining: There’s now one less imbecile who will be reproducing. Maybe Darwin was right!
She looked kinda mean too. WTH was he thinkin’?
@sistyugler1: You mean you never heard of Mala Pene Universidad Médico?
To be fair, she told him, “How’d you like to meet me in a secluded warehouse? I’ll work on your dick and it’ll be filthy!”