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Planking Record


22 Comments on Planking Record

  1. It’s been proven many times that static exercise does not build muscle as fast as something with movement. She could have done ten minutes worth of crunches and still got that round of golf in.

  2. The record has already been broken though, by a teen girl who was watching TikTok videos. After holding the plank for just over 7 hours, she stopped only after her mom called her to dinner for the fifth time.
    She later stated that she didn’t even realize it, that she was ‘in the zone’ watching videos on her phone. And she wasn’t even particularly athletic. She just really likes TikTok. 🙂

  3. Somehow i just knew they were teachers…

    They always have something better to do than teach Math.
    (Check Canada’s Math scores compared to the world. In the Shitter!)

  4. “But this skinny non athletic guy”

    A pal and I were talking about this a couple days ago. Most the good athletes we know now were total dorks in high school. We also now some peeps that were pretty good athletes when they were 17 and 18 that in their adult hood lost the ability to walk and chew gum at the same time.

  5. Let me tell you Ed, theres no greater turn on than striking a match off a womans rock hard abdomen. Thats why I always demand that Joanne do an hour of planks before we hit the sack

    Unngh! Weird stuff, Ed .. Weird

  6. Brad,

    One of the reasons the “Dorks” are in better shape as they get older is that they weren’t Decompressing Aluminum Cans, Buying Shots, & destroying their joints with Football, Dirt bikes, & Ice Hockey.

    MOST, not all, Jocks kept up the Friday night after game drinking & partying long after they graduated High School while the nerds made money,hired staff, & after working behind a desk every day, started to play sports with each other.


    I crashed my Mountain Bike today and ground some fresh gravel into my elbow.


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