A Pennsylvania branch of Planned Parenthood raised eyebrows Tuesday after tweeting that Disney should widen its animated princesses to include one “who’s had an abortion” and “an undocumented immigrant.”
“We need a Disney princess who’s had an abortion. We need a Disney princess who’s pro-choice. We need a Disney princess who’s an undocumented immigrant. We need a disney princess who’s actually a union worker. We need a Disney princess who’s trans,” the account for Planned Parenthood of Keystone, Pennsylvania tweeted on Tuesday morning.
The tweet was deleted about two hours after being posted — but of course the Internet never forgets.
I will oblige this loon. (I don’t even want to tag these pieces because I don’t want to be associated with the creation of them. They are not funny. They are disgusting, but need to be done.)
Here’s one with an “undocumented immigrant.”
Here’s a Disney movie where a princess’s mother had an abortion-
Here’s a Disney trans movie-
That is hilarious. And sad.
Maybe “Allahdin”. Where the Gin is a Jeannie.
You beat me to it, I was going to suggest:
Snow White and the
eightseven dwarfsMe like.
Apparently, it’s being panned as a fake account.
Dan Rather could not be reached for comment.
Via David Burge (iowahawkblog):
We need a Disney princess who rejects the entire notion of unrestrained government power determined by hereditary ascendancy.
Also via David,
The basic ethos of Disney boiled down: monarchies are great, and disease-carrying rodents are lovable.
Propagandize children through cartoons, the authoritarian way. Disney would probably be willing to ESPN their entire empire.
Right – a criminal and murderer. That’s what romance and happily ever after is all about.
O.k., I’ll be very politically incorrect. Disney films showcasing princesses have monarchies as the governmental unit, and most of these movies are set in some undetermined past with horses as transportation and swords as the primary weapon. In these settings, the primary function of a princess was to be married off and produce babies. This would eliminate the trans-princess and the pro-choice princess out of the gate.
Theoretically, a princess could have an abortion if the fetus was a female and someone could determine gender in utero. Male children were prized, but female children were either pawns to be married off to cement alliances or otherwise fairly useless. A queen who didn’t produce an heir was a waste of time, and not bearing a male heir was a failure on her part. And forget marrying an illegal alien – if these happened the princess would be a princess no longer, or a union worker because unions are anathema to monarchies.
I know – Disney films are fantasies and the princesses can be whatever Disney wants. Except they normally aren’t. The princesses can be smart, resourceful and clever – but in the end they are looking for Prince Charming and destined to bear heirs to the king or male nobles.
“The Lady and the Tramp” starring some guy.
No, what WE need is a Disney princess who’s a crack shot.
How about honor k i l l i n g s for the princesses who defy their fathers by falling in love with the wrong man.
It’s funny but sad how far things have gone in such a short time. I know it’s Warner Bros., but I still remember a cartoon with a murderous (I guess) Muslim, whose line, as he tries to murder Bugs or Daffy, is…
I’ll wait a few minutes, and see if anybody else remembers his line. Please chime in!
Princess get FGM and a Burqa
Doesn’t live Happily Ever After
Better idea why don’t planned parenthood don’t abortion Hussein and mooch
How about a Disney movie, where a bunch of PA weirdos, all take a magical CATAPULT ride, to the land where dreams come TRUE! MAYHEECO!!!
Buh BYE! >:->
Cinderfella
If the shoe fits wear it…
B. Ryan-
“HASSAN CHOP”!
Pro-choice? Undocumented immigrant? A union worker? Trans?
Done. Done, done. And done.
Chew (now that the “secret” is out, you can call xim Chuey) Bacca.
Mighty funny looking sword there about to be thrust upwards by Capt Hook.
Ah! It’s just a very blunt rapier meant to penetrate instead of slice or hack. Never mind.
Outdoor John remembered!
HASSAAAAANN
CHOP!!!!
LOL