Plastic Fish! They Are Selling Plastic Fish! The Fish… It is Plastic… – IOTW Report

Plastic Fish! They Are Selling Plastic Fish! The Fish… It is Plastic…

This video is bizarre, like some demented nightmare. This is New Jersey.

What happened?

I was reading somewhere about the average IQ in the world. I think they were wrong. It’s lower. Much lower.

I think it’s somewhere near the IQ of… a plastic fish.

By the way. This is real fish. It’s old, freezer burned, and thawed and refrozen.

Here’s a moron who thinks this is a factory making plastic rice.

They are making plastic pellets to be used for manufacturing.

 

 

8 Comments on Plastic Fish! They Are Selling Plastic Fish! The Fish… It is Plastic…

  1. “They are making plastic pellets to be used for manufacturing.”

    It’s late. I’m not getting the rest of this but if you want to see some cool shit google “Additive Manufacturing”. Far beyond 3d printing. StarTrek shit. Eventually that process will replace what I do.

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  2. I read the ingreedance of some cheap
    ice cream {house brand} and the chemicals
    in there are 1 molecule away from plastic…

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  3. BTW= It ain’t red snapper it is Jersey
    sewer snapper caught near a chemical dump.
    Like BFH says more than 1 freeze/thaw cycle…
    I really never ever want to go back to that state.

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  4. So many questions:
    What is the markup on a plastic fish?
    Does eating plastic fish result in plastic poop?
    Do they use plastic ice to keep the plastic fish fresh?
    What does plastic fish smell like?
    Are there bones in plastic fish and are they also plastic?
    Does Joe’s Market traffic in any other plastic food stuff or just fish?
    Can you use a Bridge Card to buy plastic fish?
    Where do plastic fish fit on the Food Pyramid?
    Is there a good plastic wine that compliments plastic fish?
    Do they know about plastic fish at Red Lobster?
    Will you ever trust the Gortons Fisherman again?
    I could go on…

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  5. IF once upon a time pet rocks were an item, why not plastic fish? Where’s Plastic Man (one of my favorite super heroes just because and the art was fantastic) and Elastigirl when you need them to end this nefarious scheme? And remember when everyone said back in the 60’s about everything being plastic and phony and fake. It’s deja vu all over again.

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