Three academics in Australia think they know why girls aren’t as interested in physics as boys. Because boys can pee standing up and engage in “playful urination.” That’s right, because boys can write their name in the snow and direct the stream of urine for fun and learning, it gives them a natural interest in physics. More
That would also explain why woman have a better understanding and more respect for Gravity than your average male. Jeez.
“Fun and learning?”
Yeah, I learned a lot about electric fences when I was a kid.
I am a man who never playfully urinated. I am not a physicist. What further proof do you need?!
Boys start experimenting with the multiple aspects of the penis from age 4/5 on, but at the end of the day, the master of the penis is the women because she controls the most powerful force on Earth……THE MAKER OF CHILD, THE MAKER OF PLEASURE……don’t tell them or they might want to take over the Earth and we’ll only be peeing in the snow in an artistic manner….
That would explain why getting women enrolled in STM is such a pisser
One night years ago, a few of us drinking on the dock, one of the wimmin challenged anyone to a bet to see who could piss the farthest. Guys, in case you don’t know, don’t fall for this. This girl dropped her shorts, bent over and peed backwards and I’m telling you it went 25 feet. I’ve never been in a pissing contest since.
If feminists believe males have an advantage by peeing standing up, the media, government and schools will require today’s male snowflakes to always sit to pee.
Joe, are you sure she wasn’t a transgender?
An old joke….Gal and Guy are having a whose best contest. Gal says”I can pee higher on a wall then you”…Guy laughs and says “your on”….they go outside the bar and the Gal pees about 2 1/2 feet up the wall….Guy laughs and prepares to beat the mark….Gal sez ” UNH UNH NO HANDS”….
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Seriously? Physics was a favorite and fascinating subject in school. I detested biology (the formaldehyde) and chemistry. So I’m confused by the article, is there a gap in the number of girls/women studying physics or do they contend females don’t do as well in the subject?. Where is their proof? I think they fabricated this nonsense while peeing standing on their heads.
Outdoorjohn, like peeing on an electric fence. that’s a great way to get your zip zapped. But I have heard of idiots who’ve been tricked or dared into peeing on an electric fence.
The “three esteemed professors” are among those sick perverts who like to watch people relieve themselves.
This just says to me that young men are too fixed on their genitals (probably true, anyway). Maybe their testes shouldn’t descend till later in life.
(With all the esteemed gentlemen here, I’m so glad BFH took away the thumbs down vote on this site.)
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Old bit of Internet arcana from the day before web browsers: “What I learned in College… Biology is Chemistry. Chemistry is Physics. Physics is Calculus. Calculus is hard.”
Sword fight.
“Don’t cross the streams.”
No wonder the new Ghostbusters movie was so awful, they lost a major plot point.
Two farmers, one had a daughter and the other had a son. When their kids were teenagers they started dating. One day the girl’s father went over to the other farmer’s house and said that he didn’t want thier children dating anymore. The boy’s father asked, “Why not?”
The other farmer said, “Come here and I’ll show you.”
In his yard was the girl’s name written in pee in the snow.
The boy’s father said, “Oh, come on, that’s just boy stuff.”
The other farmer said, “You think I dont’ know my own daughter’s handwriting?”
Willygoats
When I was in my twenties, I never needed to use my hands to pee upwards, so I would have won that bet
But then again, I did go to Arizona State for college
I remember Buddy Hacket telling Johnny Carson about the doctor asking him to fill up a urin sample bottle on the shelf and he said he would have to stand on a stool to get it that high, but he could write his name in the snow.
A mayor came home one winter day and found some one had written “The Mayor is a jerk” in the snow.
He got the police experts to try to see who had done it.
Urinalysis showed it was his best friend, but handwriting analysis showed it was his wife’s handwriting.
I always wondered where they got the term “whiz kid”.
You want to go for distance kid. That high water mark only impresses the chicks.
Did the answer come to them while standing at the Urinal ! That’s an easier method than brain exploration. Next time just look in your Pants !!!
Best laugh of the day for me!
I couldn’t care less about the law of physics regarding who can piss higher, longer, straighter….I do however, care about the opportunity to take our minds off the offensive, divisive and excruciatingly painful assaults against America’s rightful position in world affairs.
I knew a girl in high school who could write name in the snow. She could crab walk like nothing I’ve seen.
even steven
Holy crap, got any video?
I’m afraid with my 70+ year old prostate, even if there were any snow around, I’d have to write in Morse Code (lots of dots and a few dashes). Stream flow wasn’t what it used to be.
@Anon, tamsulosin/Flomax, it’s a wonder drug.
It’s taken a lot less time to get old than I thought it would.
But girls got boops……. 🙂