Please Bear, Stop Attacking the Kayak and Attack the Annoying Girl

35 Comments on Please Bear, Stop Attacking the Kayak and Attack the Annoying Girl

1. Please, please, please Mr. Bear come and slap the shit out of this annoying liberal bitch. 🙄

2. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy?
   Geez on man pass the Excedrin please.

   2015 fails on the same page. Pretty funny especially everyone’s favorite blondie Megyn Kelly saying Mike _uckabee.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2yl15QEwrA

3. Shoot, forgot the period after the video link.

4. i made it halfway thru before she began to remind me of my ex

   good bear

5. That voice, argh!!!! Poor bear.

6. You can’t say Megyn Kelly and period on the same thread! Didn’t you get the memo?

7. How do you know that was a girl? It could be one of those bicepless dudes from the previous story…or Lindsey Graham.

8. Most people in Alaska have a gun available to stop that. All it usually takes is a warning shot fired from your back deck, right Joe BiteMe?

9. Oh thank God! I thought I was the only one……….

10. No one in Alaska is in Alaska without a gun. Good for the bear I’d keep destroying all her shit too.

11. Did I actually hear this buttwipe say, “Please!” to a bear, as if she was really polite, the bear would stop? Friends, this is exactly what our liberal friends are going to sound like when muslims come for them. Our librards will be shrieking, “Please don’t cut of my head!” just before you hear the plop.

12. That was my first reaction as well. It was fun watching the bear destroy her kayak, and annoying to listen to her mouth. BTW idiot whinny liberal, bears don’t hibernate all the time. If food is plentiful there’s no need for them to hibernate. He’ll live nicely off your kayak for the winter.

13. omg! Her voice. YIKES. While I was watching the video I had to post… ARE THERE NO ROCKS?? Then she mentions she has Bear Spray. wtf! Throw the rocks REALLY hard… if it comes towards you fucking let it have it! Come on! It’s a BLACK BEAR. Not a Grizzly. geeze.

14. Maybe a sign would help

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXErTzBBG_k

15. THAT made me laugh out loud. 😀

16. “I think he didn’t respond to you because his name probably isn’t “Bear”.
    Try with “Stuart” or “Jerry” next time.’
    – YT Comments

17. That’s a good size black bear and he could tear your head right off your shoulders. Don’t let his cute behavior fool you.

18. Black bears are wusses.

19. If I was the bear, even being a wussie black bear, I would have made an exception and eaten her…just to shut her up! Can’t a bear destroy a kayak in peace?

20. I was in tears when I saw this.
    This is exactly how progs intead to fight Isis, btw.
    LMAO

21. she should have brought a dog with her

    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/bulldog-scares-away-bears-330549141.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_NYBrand

22. I’m thinking it was an “undocumented” bear that only spoke Canadian or something

23. Bears speak Russian, it was a waste of shrieks. Hand twinkles might help, though.

24. She also has a problem with deer.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=KXErTzBBG_k

25. My theory is that the bear realized how stupid the girl was and was trying to save her from drowning by tearing up the kayak.

26. I did several tours in Alaska on Kodiak Island while in the Coast Guard. Saw many a bear. Rug’s mostly but some head mounts. Seems like a .338 mag worked pretty good. I’m sure a trusty old 30-30 in the right hands would work on terrorist.
    If they are only wounded, Gitmo and listening to a record of this bimbo, 24 hours a day. With a scratch in it.

27. There has been more than one grizzly killed with a .22. In fact one record book one. Google Bella Twin grizzly.

28. If i’d been there I would have used a gun. And NOT on the bear.

29. This is the inevitable result of all those stupid Alaska-based “reality” shows: city-dwelling liberals with too much money and too much time going up there to spoil the last of the wilderness.

30. Top three reasons the bear broke the kayak….#1, it needed breaking…..#2, the seat smelled like fish….#3….Yogi Barra died…

31. Could not watch this on my phone for some reason, Could not wait to see on my laptop. What a hoot. Waiting for the bear to take a seat and paddle off.

32. That kid doing the weather report at the end was terrific!

    I’m still laughing at the real weatherman doing the Calvin and Hobbs move with him!

33. I loved the comment on youtube that said she sounds like Obama screaming at Putin to stop the attacks in Syria.

34. The bear didn’t eat the longhaired filthy hippy because it didn’t want to go on a bad LSD acid trip.

35. I think one of my favorite quotes goes well with this:

    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. – Herbert Spencer (1891)