Breaking911-
Trucks fitted with snowplows, also bearing the logo of Pornhub, were spotted on the streets of New Jersey and Boston Tuesday.
According to recent forecasts, the Boston area is expecting several inches of snow.
Those who need assistance can send a help request to phubplows@gmail.com.
“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub VP Corey Price said, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”
“Our fans are important to us and we hope to plow any state in need,” Price said.
ht/ fdr in hell
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I posted this because it reminded me of when I got a new number and it happened to be the old number of a guy who did snowplowing.
I got calls all the time. In fact, if I bought a snowplow I could have been in business with no advertising.
One night, during a storm, a woman called and said, “hello, sir, I need you to come over right away and plow me.”
I said, “although I’d love to come over and plow you, I’m not who you’re looking for.”
Before I could explain she got pissed at me and said she was 8 months pregnant.
I said, “sounds like you’ve already been plowed pretty good,” and hung up.
I’d hate to think that good old Ed, the real plow guy, didn’t get slapped if she ever saw him in public.
HAHAHAHAHA!
They do know how to move the white stuff.
Gee Wally, how come they keep stopping mid-plow all the time?
They’re just buffering Beave…
Pornhub? Must be one of those places people go to do…uh…er…um… research?
My visions gotten so bad I can’t read this article.
I told my wife that I was going to go do some plow’n for pornhub and she told me to go ahead. She added that I’d be doing everything by hand when I got home and that she wouldn’t, “lend a hand.”
Again I don’t get it. I assume everyone but me knows what pornhub means.
I do get the plowing reference so I’m not totally stupid.
Call Mr. Plow,
That’s my name.
That name again is Mr. Plow.
I have an elderly friend that had/has an excavating business. (He’d retire, but nobody will let him). After the army in WWII, he enlisted in the navy, then the air force, then the coast guard. Just an amazing guy. He was plowing a church parking lot one day when the church lady saw the Masonic sticker on his plow truck. She stopped him and said she/they couldn’t have a Mason plowing their lot, as they were opposed to them. She said she’d make out a check to pay him and he was to leave. Asking how much the amount was, she was put right in her place when he told her:’Lady, I’ve been plowing your lot for over 12 years and I never charged you a cent. I thought I was doing a good thing, helping out a new church.’ And he left. He has said he was happy when he saw their new plow guy as he knew they were being gouged as well as plowed.
bernie sucks, but some things about VT are rather amazing.
“We plow deep while you sleep.”
(If you get that reference, you’re either an old movie buff, on someone about my age.)
🙂
Nice story Fur, you starting to sound like a bubblehead.