PM– A member of Antifa in Portland, Oregon, has been indicted on a felony charge of robbery in the third degree by a grand jury in Multnomah County for allegedly violently stealing journalist Andy Ngo’s phone on May 7, 2019.
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Footage from the incident shows John Colin Hacker snagging Ngo’s phone at a 24 Hour Fitness after dumping a liquid on Ngo. Staff members attempt to separate Hacker from Ngo.
As Hacker successfully grabs for Ngo’s phone a second time, he can be heard telling Ngo, “I will break your f*cking phone.” get more
Dude’s face looks like a skid mark in Joe (Cornholio) Biden’s depends.
Michael Myers?
If you’re missing eyebrows, eye lashes and your hairline starts at the top of your head, and it’s NOT nature’s fault- you should re-evaluate your life choices.
It doesn’t have blue hair – are we sure it’s antqueefa?
I hope he resists arrest. Defense money would be better spent saving a dog.
Failed Electrician?
Cut class in Stove Starting 101?
Flaming Balls fireworks catcher?
Looks like he tried to perform a sex act on a plugged in and bulb-less lamp. That is a life lesson he learned the hard way–don’t try to put your prong into the wrong socket.
“I AM NOT AN ANIMAL. I AM A MANNNNNNN!”
Explosion in a meth lab?
Your face – does it hurt?
Richard Pryor impersonator.
Is that his face Before or after the “tune up”
This dude makes Adam Schiff look like Cary Grant.
That’s what you get for making a Molotov cocktail using a plastic bottle.
Anger management issues may be caused by mirrors and other reflective surfaces, such as water. These need to be banned.
And he was roaming free in the two and a half years for them to bring charges. Really makes you proud of our justice system, doesn’t it?
(Where are his neck bolts?)
Probably doesn’t spend much money on Halloween costumes!
Looks like bobbing for French fries wasn’t a good idea.
@even Steven
Dude. You totally won commenter of the day. I can’t stop laughing.
Kind of like facial tattoos when deciding on a life of crime. They’re probably going to pick you from a lineup.
Here’s Hacker’s story:
“Days before his 19th birthday in February 2003, John Hacker was heading to his night shift at a beef jerky plant in Oregon when he nodded off behind the wheel of his side saddle truck. He jerked the wheel to stay on the road, but veered into a guardrail.
The impact left Hacker virtually unscathed, but he was horribly burned by flaming gasoline. A co-worker driving behind him rolled Hacker on the pavement to put out the flames. A police report said that when the officer arrived, Hacker “was lying several yards to the south of the vehicle and was still smoldering.”
Burned on 85 percent of his body, Hacker was kept in a coma for weeks to avoid the excruciating pain. He awoke to find parts of his fingers gone. He waited some time before looking in a mirror. “I guess my heart dropped on that one,” Hacker said. “I’m a freak now,” he recalled thinking. “How are people going to look at me?”
Lingering physical effects include fragile skin that tears easily. Hacker said he has experienced a spiritual awakening that has helped him deal with the emotional scars. Once seriously involved with drugs, Hacker said he has turned that around and is in training to become an alcohol and drug abuse counselor. Spiritual faith, he said, has made “me really grateful for a lot of things I do have.”
Naturally, Hacker no longer drives a C/K truck, but many others do. The exact number is uncertain, but a NHTSA document from the 1990s projected a 2010 population of 200,000 side-saddle trucks.”
https://www.fairwarning.org/2010/03/old-trucks-leave-fiery-legacy-smoldering-anger/
Must have cut himself shaving
“John Hacker was heading to his night shift at a beef jerky plant”… so he was going somewhere to jerk meat.
He tried “soixante-neuf” with two electrical outlets.
Needless to say, Hacker’s life choices aren’t going too well especially when he’s signed up with antifa!
DAAMMMN. A face only a mother could love, apparently.