57 Comments on President Spaz Falls Off His Bike in Front of The Press

  1. Wild Bill
    JUNE 18, 2022 AT 1:15 PM
    “What a shame he’s wearing a helmet.”

    …ain’t nothing important in there anyway. Filled with shit and hate from what I’ve seen, and nothing else at all.

    Never shoot a Democrat in the head

    It’s not the end they think with.

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  2. General Malaise
    JUNE 18, 2022 AT 1:37 PM
    “Joe fell off his horse long ago.”

    …but someone keeps propping him up on his HIGH horse because he sure does spend a LOT of time angrily yelling at us from it…

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  3. Brandon seems to have muscle and nerve control issues in his legs. He needs a Rollator with a seat and storage for disposable undergarments. For every ones safety, lock the bicycle up in the shed.

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  4. @Jethro Exactly! Those toe clips are a pain in the butt. I used to do a lot of biking with Mr. Illustr8r and I hated those d*mn things. I’ve had a few close calls. Screw the fancy biking shoes etc…if I need to put my foot down-I need to put my foot down!

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  5. Give the guy a break.

    He probably has not had his pudding or nap yet. The WH staff says that once he’s done that he’ll be able to do headstands on a unicycle on the Beltway during the rush hour.

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  6. Remember when Carter nearly collapsed during a jog? I recall how upset the media were in that it sent a message to the world that our president may not be healthy. No such concern will be uttered today

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  7. He saw that little cute girl and couldn’t control himself. His hoof got caught in the pedal strap and he took a dump. He did get to hug the little girl. Looked like Mom was more than willing to give her kid over to Joe to have him sniff her hair.

    https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAYCou4.img?w=768&h=432&m=6 and Mom and her daughter

    https://imgur.com/a/cWYNDLl

    Here is really how it went down:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNIX7V21pU&t=4s

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  8. Putin & the fat kid in North Korea on a Zoom call with each other, giggling like schoolgirls when they see the husk falling off his bike. Chairman Xi joins them & says, “We go soon”!

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  9. Surprised he still remembers how to ride a bicycle. Curious, why did Dr. Jill take a detour? Her role as Demwit Joe’s main saboteur seems to be very obvious lately.

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