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The people handling Joe Biden’s messaging responded to Donald Trump’s offer to play golf for charity by calling the challenge “deranged.” This after Joe Biden twice offered to meet President Trump on the fairways and even spot him three strokes if he carried his bags. (Trump offered to give Biden 10 strokes). Here
More on President Trump calling Joe’s bluff. Here
There’s not enough mulligans in the world for that contest to ever take place.
Joe Biden is a coward and a fraud. he turned down Trump’s challenge to another debate and a golf match. Liars and cowards are most often one and the same.
Trump has Biden dialed. He probably has for a while. But he’s really sticken to the ego maniac lately.
This charity challenge will largely be ignored because Jackass Joe is an utterly dishonest, unpatriotic, incompetent, greedy, vain, venal, vicious, bed-wetting, pants-shitting, bumbling fraud, preposterous liar and Rat-Fucking, Rat-bastard coward whose soul is a small bubbling vat of Irish dumpster juice that acts like the mutant combination of the Winnebago man and Karl Childers!
President Trump plays a full 18 holes while Biden plays Mini Golf and stiil beats Biden by 10 strokes.
Inquiring minds want to know: Does Jackass Joe count the strokes in his brain?
We won’t be hearing anymore about Biden challenging President Trump to golf.
Handicaps are difficult to calculate – there’s a formula and you factor in course ratings, etc. – but an 8 handicap means that Biden is shooting around an 80 on a par 72. A lot of guys I used to play with actually “cheat” to justify a lower handicap; they play mulligans and may claim a 6 foot putt is a gimme.
When I was younger and played a lot, my handicap was probably a 12 or 13 usually from the white tees. That involves a lot of time on the range, and playing at least once a week. 90 is “bogey golf,” and if you are a bogey golfer (1 over par each hole for 18 holes), you will generally have no problem showing up at a course and being placed in a foursome or being invited to play in a scramble tournament. Trump is somewhat of a golf fanatic so I have no problem believing he may have a 2 or 3 handicap, and I have read he has a low handicap from numerous sources.
Obama probably rarely ever broke 100 (nor did he claim to be a good golfer), and I think Trump would be safe giving Biden 10 strokes a side.
Put it on Pay-per-View and knock down the National Debt….It would be
Highlarious….Let the Donger (0webama) come in every other Hole….(Scratch
that)….(and that too)…Hunter could Caddy…
Joe: “Hunter, there’s something wrong with this Talc”
Jilldo could be the Cart Girl…and I mean the Cart with the Paddles…She is a
Doctor after all…
Trump will flog him at golf.
Trump will flog poor old Joe with a 9 iron.
Biden: I’m gonna flog Trump with my putter.
I’ve got more flog/golf jokes. Wait’ll Bad Joke Friday.
Parkinsons Doctor: “You called me cuz he’s flogging himself?”
“Yes, but he’s doing it on stage!”
Jill: Joe keeps trying to flog himself but he keeps missing.
Joe’ favorite lunch before he goes out to the golf course: a bowl of wet noodles.
Joe Biden, seeing pretty young girl visiting the WH:
Hey girl, if ya flog me real good I’ll give you an autographed copy of my book: Get Flogged Fast.
Joe Biden once taught a course at the Royal Navy School in Portsmouth UK . It was called “How to Flog Yourself the RN Way”. The British Govt saw it as a Money saving thing. RN professional Floggers get paid handsomley.
Joe Biden had a Disco hit in 1977 (a hit only in Scranton, PA) called “Baby Flog Me Tonight” .
Rum, sodomy and the lash. That’ll flog you Royal Navy guys well enough.