Q: What did you get for Christmas?
A: Grab Balls & Say ” STU CAZZO”!
Use it wisely friends.
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I bought a rear sight for one of my cap guns a few years ago and the USPS lost it. They too wanted to know what it looked like.
How the fuck should I know what the package looks like? It’s a small part, so it could be in an envelope or a huge cardboard box, and anything in between.
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Bezos is a poor man’s Telly Savalas. So who loves you baby – not him ….sucker.
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Amazon’s claims rep is a diversity hire.
2
I enjoyed a good laugh to start the morning.
3
Glad he didn’t order condoms.
5
Why is his ring finger the same length as the middle finger?
Asking for a friend…if I had any.
1
I love wit like that – seems like something I would do.
2
Hey dumb ass, if it was shipped USPS it’s in the neighbor’s mailbox.
5
Shades of us having Visible for our phones. It was a every 6 weeks or so crapshoot on what would go wrong. Can’t talk to a live person, no stores to go to. All had to be resolved through chat.
Wife: I’m not getting texts. People are emailing me asking why I’m not responding.
Me: I try to log into the website for her account to find that two-factor authentication is in play and that I need to enter the code sent by text. She can’t get texts. Can’t chat.
I try the Visible app on her phone. Again, two-factor authentication with code sent by text. She can’t get texts. Can’t chat.
One hell of a setup. We’re not with Visible anymore.
That should do it!
Did it worK?
Nice Pic of “Stu Cazzo”
Literal: This Dick (Italian)
Also used as ” Fuck All”
Q: What did you get for Christmas?
A: Grab Balls & Say ” STU CAZZO”!
Use it wisely friends.
I bought a rear sight for one of my cap guns a few years ago and the USPS lost it. They too wanted to know what it looked like.
How the fuck should I know what the package looks like? It’s a small part, so it could be in an envelope or a huge cardboard box, and anything in between.
Bezos is a poor man’s Telly Savalas. So who loves you baby – not him ….sucker.
Amazon’s claims rep is a diversity hire.
I enjoyed a good laugh to start the morning.
Glad he didn’t order condoms.
Why is his ring finger the same length as the middle finger?
Asking for a friend…if I had any.
I love wit like that – seems like something I would do.
Hey dumb ass, if it was shipped USPS it’s in the neighbor’s mailbox.
Shades of us having Visible for our phones. It was a every 6 weeks or so crapshoot on what would go wrong. Can’t talk to a live person, no stores to go to. All had to be resolved through chat.
Wife: I’m not getting texts. People are emailing me asking why I’m not responding.
Me: I try to log into the website for her account to find that two-factor authentication is in play and that I need to enter the code sent by text. She can’t get texts. Can’t chat.
I try the Visible app on her phone. Again, two-factor authentication with code sent by text. She can’t get texts. Can’t chat.
One hell of a setup. We’re not with Visible anymore.
@kcir
STU CAZZA
followed by
YO MAMMA