Prospective Juror’s Excuse: ‘I’m married and I have my sugar daddy’ – IOTW Report

Prospective Juror’s Excuse: ‘I’m married and I have my sugar daddy’

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A prospective juror for the sentencing of Parkland school shooter Nikolas Cruz was excused on Monday after telling the judge she didn’t have time for it because she is too busy juggling her husband and her sugar daddy.  

The woman, known only as ‘Miss Bristol’, told the court in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, that she had a lot of other commitments that she couldn’t divert her attention from in order to serve on the jury in Cruz’s death row case.  

Cruz pleaded guilty in November to the premeditated murder of 14 students and three members of the staff at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland on Valentine’s Day in 2018. A jury will now determine whether the judge should sentence him to life in prison or the death penalty.

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14 Comments on Prospective Juror’s Excuse: ‘I’m married and I have my sugar daddy’

  1. Since jurors are selected from voter registrations, sure, off she goes! Leaving her voter registration behind. Consider pulling any and all licenses and any public aid as she has a sugar daddy. Consider getting her physical therapy as she’s obviously too dumb to breath.

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  2. …suggested follow-up line fir the judge:

    “I will excuse you on the provision that both husband and sugar daddy appear before this Court within 24 hours to validate your excuse. If either fails to appear you will be jailed for contempt”.

    …make sure cameras catch the reply…

  3. I can’t imagine. I was called in as a potential juror and was the only one who showed up in a suit and tie. They took one look at me in the Ava courthouse and said, “Dis honk not frum rount herebouts. He need tuh go!”

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