It’s tough to demand 15 dollars an hour to flip burgers when robots can do it, without breaks or complaint. That’s stiff competition.
Speaking of stiff competition, should prostitutes be worried about the latest innovation in pimpage?
Whorehouses “agencies” in Barcelona are offering sex dolls by the hour – $130 to be precise.
From the weirdly translated site LumiDolls –
Katy is a 170cm height LumiDoll with large breasts that is very realistic to the touch. His lips are a strong attribute next to his penetrating gaze.
It has everything you need to fulfill your fantasies, with a realism hardly comparable to any other LumiDoll.
Do not hesitate to offer us all kinds of details to make your fantasy with Katy come true, from the setting of the place to the dress with which you would like to receive it. Sexy, sensual and sexy. Without a doubt, she will be the best companion. You put the limits.
His??
Well, LumiDoll genders are fluid. No seriously. They start out as fluid.
In this next description the Doll’s name changes.
Niky, a sculptural body. Undoubtedly, a goddess made doll.
This LumiDoll offers a totally realistic experience and is able to fulfill any of your fantasies, you will set the limits and she will be carried, will be the perfect submissive.
Do not hesitate to offer us all kinds of details to make your fantasy with Leiza, from the setting of the place to the dress with which you would like to receive it. We will make it possible.
I don’t trust a Doll with 2 names, even if she is a sculptural body.
Site is HERE, is not safe for work, and was sent in by the continually strange FDR in Hell.
They have a frequently asked questions section and none of the questions are ones that I would be asking frequently.
THIS ought to make the Japanese Male suicide rate drop to zero.
Unfortunately the Female rate will hit the 70s.
And when you’re done, just shove her under the bed.
Can these dolls make samwiches?
Can it even be called prostitution?
It’s legal.
Complete with microphone and implanted camera so you can have your moments together forever
Do they have a model with a burka? How about goats? This is europe, after all.
Well they arrested a guy for screwing a fence the other day. And another for poking a Poodle. Where is the line? Of course the above mentioned we not doing it in the privacy of their own home, but having UPS drop off your date seems pretty freaken weird.
Fill her with helium and go have a flying phuck.
Another one that just lies there? Well at least she doesn’t talk.
I understand Larry the Liberal had one of these. Dumped him within a month.
I needed one with some prerecorded messages. Stuff I’m use to hearing so I could feel at ease. Like “Do you mind if I read?” or “Your blocking the TV”.
I wounder who gets paid to clean these up after being used? Yuck!!
I hear they have one called Seattle Sally. Comes with a pussy hat, and screams rape when you touch it
Is there a discount for dates that show signs of patchs/repairs??
I hear there’s a Sloppy Seconds Discount.
The liberals and their feminist allies have always wanted boys to play with dolls! Does this count!
They shouldn’t call them dolls. They’re action figures.
Uncle Al.
LOL, not if they just lay there. The motorized version is coming out next year. You gotta chase them down before you can get them all dirty.
@UAL
Can you get a GI Joe style Kung-Fu Grip added?
Their most popular model is Meth Whore Maggie.
She has no teeth.
@CFM990: Is Seattle Sally the one with the armpit hair?
Can I get one that looks like Chelsea Clinton and one like Hillary?
Now that’s a mother-daughter act.
@Petrus:
I’m more a fan of the Kegel Grip.
What’s the return policy on these rubber duckies?
Uncle Al..you rock.
@Tamminator- Rubber Fuckies. There. I said it.
Every 13 year olds Dream possesion !
Bman: Funny!
I’m old, so I was playing on the old English term for “chicks”. Duckies. Or is it Duckeys?
Bman – Shove her under the bed?
Naaa, just wet the lips and stick her to the window.
Give the neighbors a thrill!
I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: I don’t even like the idea of rented bowling shoes.
Almost as dangerous as wading into the Playboy Mansion Hot Tub.
I suggested Eleanor give one of these dolls a whirl, but she said she’s happy just going ’round the world’ with Amelia Earhart. 👿
80 Eurabian dollars for 30 minutes?
I wonder if these are made by RealDoll.