This is gross.
Vagina beer made with ‘essence of hot underwear models’ goes on sale for first time.
Customers can now buy the beer and taste the ‘essence’ of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice, Poland.
A beer made from the ‘vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models’ has gone on sale in Poland.
The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as “The Order of Yoni” from the Polish capital city of Warsaw.
Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals.
Customers can now buy the beer and taste the ‘essence’ of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice.
The brewery’s website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: “Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion” ….. her yeast infection.
In next week’s news: Every microbrewery within a 5o mile radius of Seattle will counter this by offering beer with the essence of a stale jockstrap. Wait a minute, they already do. If you have ever sampled much of the “microbrew” that they are constantly pushing ya’ know what I’m talking about.
In next week’s news Seattle & San Francisco will counter this by offering beer with the essence of a stale jockstrap. Wait a minute, they already do, If you have ever sampled much of the “microbrew” that they are constantly pushing ya’ know what I’m talking about.
It’s made with pure water, quality Hops, and Yeast Infection
Next: Heiniekin Butt Beer
Douche water IPA
What could go wrong, Canada has been selling beer for years made from the essence of the dead skunk in the middle of the road.
apologies to Loudon Wainwright III
Falstaff infection…
My beer smells like the beach!
“Made with real crab legs”
Eww!!
Labatt’s Labia Lager
Vice House
Miller Genuine Daft
Belgian Wipe Ail
Dos Tampax
Cervixa Modelo
What about micropenis piss ?
Rolling Rock’s Red Rush (available periodically)
Mickey’s Big Hoo Hoo…
STD’s in a bottle. Now you don’t have to buy her dinner, just open the bottle and enjoy.
I’ll pass, thank you very much !
Chumps! I bet the ‘models’ yeasts are from the owners’ dogs and cats dressed in panties, and the big juicy employees who work the loading dock.
St. Pauli girl loins…
Gyneken
Speaking of Loudon Wainwright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoC_8rwE1uM
Myra Brenkenridge’s oatmeal stout…
Rob’s Roy
The most rewarding flavor in this man’s world, for people who are having fun.
Shave Her is the one beer to have, when you’re having more than one.
Fat Tired Ho….
Transgendbier
Blue Moon tain’t…
Pudweiser
roseBud Light
Schlicks Malt Licker
Candida Beer, the taste that’s infectious.
Twatz
Snail Ale
O’Tools is the transgender beer.
Sam Adams middle daughter….
Cooters
Michelabia Light
Mueller
Chimay or May not….
Clit 45 Malt Licker
Clam Adams
Old Frothinggash
Molson or daughter…
…and from India: Kinkfishier
Pilsner Urp
Fat Tire Bicycle Seat Stout
Spiller Thigh Life
“If you’ve got the slime, we’ve got the beer.”
(Another fine product from Ann Heyser’s bush.)
@Vietvet – Don’t they also sell Ann Heyser’s Douche?
As many an old man has said, “I might not be able cut the mustard anymore, but I can still lick the jar.”
Now I really wouldn’t want to know why Rolling Rock has a picture of a horse on the bottle!
Molsen’s Golden Shower
Natty Lice
Knickherbocker
Red Swipe
Olympia Dukakis
For the Hollywood Crowd
Youngling
Amber’s Ail
That’s the only way some poor schmucks will ever get a “taste.”
Pap Smear Ribbon
Wild Goose would fit in with no name modification needed.
Pubs procure pubes for public.
Pubs proffer pubes of porter for public.
Pub pubes project perverted pretension in public.
This is like a rubiks cube…. but for English.
You guys are making me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Olympia Do Cock Us
Burgermeister
Yeastside
Licky Lager
Spelunky Lager
Oranjepoon
Twatney’s Red Barrel
And How’s Yer Busch
Kirin Itchybuns
Ass House
Low In Frau
Pilsner Urkel Obama Ale
Fat Tire Skid Mark Ale
Lickety Split Beer
Snatch Lager
Pussy Pilsener
Beaver Brew
Connie Lingus Light
Anus Ale
Red Stripe
Schlutz
Chlamydia beer,
The difference is clear,
It’s the water,
It’s the water!