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Pubs to offer pubes to public

This is gross.

Vagina beer made with ‘essence of hot underwear models’ goes on sale for first time.

The Mirror-

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the ‘essence’ of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice, Poland.

A beer made from the ‘vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models’ has gone on sale in Poland.

The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as “The Order of Yoni” from the Polish capital city of Warsaw.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals.

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the ‘essence’ of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice.

The brewery’s website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: “Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion” …..  her yeast infection.

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Okay. I know this crowd here at iOTWreport.
What’s the beer called?
Slitz?
Bush?
Dos Ickys?
Carlingus?
Pabst Smear?

78 Comments on Pubs to offer pubes to public

  1. In next week’s news: Every microbrewery within a 5o mile radius of Seattle will counter this by offering beer with the essence of a stale jockstrap. Wait a minute, they already do. If you have ever sampled much of the “microbrew” that they are constantly pushing ya’ know what I’m talking about.

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  2. In next week’s news Seattle & San Francisco will counter this by offering beer with the essence of a stale jockstrap. Wait a minute, they already do, If you have ever sampled much of the “microbrew” that they are constantly pushing ya’ know what I’m talking about.

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  3. Pubs procure pubes for public.

    Pubs proffer pubes of porter for public.

    Pub pubes project perverted pretension in public.

    This is like a rubiks cube…. but for English.

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