Also- he HAS to be wearing those shoes. There is no way he is not.
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Creepy.
Nance nance boogie down nance nance the wide stance.
(I’m open to help here.)
I bet a buck his mother is still breast-feeding him.
….Then Stormy Daniels, Delivers him a pizza?…Arrests him?…Pretends to be a stepmom?…Thinks he”ll be President of the USA?…Tries out for The Apprentice?…
Mario goes to the dark side.
Co-starring Chris Hansen.
A movie? OK. A young Turkish man is on the run from the Russian Mafia because he is a dead ringer for their boss, a homosexual Azerbaijani oligarch, and they want him as a body double stand-in for high-risk appearances when their boss trolls for queers in the back streets of Baku. He decides to hide in plain sight by taking a job as a live grocery store display model, but has trouble keeping a straight face when fondled by the produce manager. In order to maintain his poise, he finds a beauty parlor abortionist willing to use his knitting needles and clothes hangers to perform a pre-frontal lobotomy on the man. Although he’s left with a few quirks, he’s now happily working at his store, enjoying the fondling, and is even no longer sought by the mob because he creeps their boss out because of his deathly fear of white loafers, which his mother used to wear when she kicked him in the head.
Mustafa Mustachio in “Just For The Halal Of It.” He’s an international spy seeking out those evil jewish money lenders who want to control the world’s check cashing and payroll loan services. He must obtain vital information from one attractive, one ordinary underage and one butt ugly femme fatale; a task made more difficult by the fact that all are wearing burquas. And he must avoid staining his white silk shirts and brightly colored polyester pants.
Yeah, I have no idea how movies work.
How to spend your money and sleep alone.
Looks like a troll to me…. gotta love the crow-wing mustachio.
FJB
Okay, it’s a musical. The loafers are like the Wizard of Oz’s ‘ruby slippers’ except they’re worn by a leading advertising singer/dancer for the Democrat National Convention. The faggot tweets his shit with music and dance steps the mostly Convention audiences lap up with transgender glee (and there is ALWAYS a political audience in this flick doing weird junk in their seats. Did I mention the guy is a trans faggot Biden sniff head?). The musical ends with an adaptation of Mort Dixon’s “I’m Looking Over A Four-leaf Clover” with a scantily-clad, twerking, all-singing, all-dancing Hillary team of pizza party participants with really odd genetalia.
Hangin ’round the cucumbers again…
He wants to know if you’d like a ride in his Trans Am.
100% he’s sporting the Pat Boone footwear. Looks like the guy that’s always on Dollywood movie posters. Maybe a Punjabi Ron Jeremy, so I won’t be writing any scripts for him.
Introduce him to the little cowgirl, and let’s see what happens!
That needs a BeeGee song. Maybe Saying Alive.
Give me some context.
I don’t to X and all I see is a picture of white loafers.
I never liked white shoes including white converse Chuck Taylors. My father- in-law wore a leisure suit and white shoes my wedding with his daughter. Hey, it was the 70’s and I wasn’t much better wearing a light brown corduroy western themed suit to my wedding. Fashion in the 70’s sucked, the decade of bell bottom jeans and high healed platform pimp shoes as well as negative heel earth shoes of which I had a pair that my wife hated and eventually deep sixed because they made me look like a dork.
Pee Wee Rodriguez’s Great Adventure
Has that dork ever seen the sun? Or is just white makeup… the contrast is painful.
@fullmetal256 — Yeah, that eyeliner is a bit much.
“Bollywood Gigolo” giving Richard Gere a run for the money;
https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo?feature=shared .
Ron Jeremy lost a few pounds.
Bollywood
In a world where almost-legal sex meets cutting 70’s Eastern European fashion unknown to nature, national sports hero Big Fur Hat is secure that his first date with Miss Pickle Ball of Bulgaria is a sure thing.
Please, let that be AI.
I GUESS NOBODY HERE NOTICED THE RIGHT HAND BUTTONED LADIES BLOUSE ???
Ride The High Shmenghi.
@RADIOetc — Look at the bag in the far right bottom corner of the initial image: the image is reversed.
Of course, your point is still well taken. That …thing… is very homosexual. Or transsexual. Or transvestite. And totally deviant.