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Relationship Advice

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25 Comments on Relationship Advice

  1. Cocaine?

    Wow…. hadn’t thought of that. It does makes sense. She looked healthy in college. Now she looks like a stressed out skinny high maintenance bitch.

    I’m in.

    BREAKING: AOC ADDICTED TO CRACK.

    Man…this stuff writes itself.

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  2. Which crack? Crack crack. You know, spicy delicious crack. Even her initials, A.O.C. spell out “All On Crack”. She could play Pookie in the New Jack City reboot.

    I’m with Lowell and his all star investigative team. “All On Crack” is definitely licking her bathroom rug at night to find those last little bits of dope that fell down there during a cocaine and pancake makeup binge.

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