Riot Free Zone Signs Should End All Riots

RockyMountainOyster- Satire

After spending approximately $1.2 million in taxpayer dollars to study the issue, Polis concluded that raging mobs generally lack awareness as to the acceptability of riots in their particular location.

The governor outlined additional details about his plan. “Well, first we place the signs. Next, I’ve instructed that during a riot, responding officers should point to the signs. I really think that ought to do it,” he continued.


ht/ roger

11 Comments on Riot Free Zone Signs Should End All Riots

  1. Since we have some humor in this post I thought I’d post something on two of my favorite subjects. Sex and golf.

    Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscle Contraction’ to first year medical students.
    This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
    He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, ‘Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?’

    She replied, ‘Probably golfing with his buddies.’

    It took awhile to restore order in the classroom.

  2. @joe6pak — That one gave me a good chuckle!

    And in the same combo subject of anatomy and golf, I saw a curious Florida license plate yesterday. I couldn’t figure out if it was somebody advertising a very strange anatomical property or admitting to his poor golf game.

    The plate read 3 PUDDR.

    I am not making this up!

  3. Al, must have caught the license plate screener half asleep. I’ve heard of them recalling personalized plates after someone says something.

  4. [url=]busty[/url]

    Sounds great! However how do I actually get porn torrents to work? Professional cock-suckers and amateur sluts work hard to obtain the deserved reward. However when videos are recorded in an ordinary resolution they will not be accessible in HD – resolutions 1080 and 720. This is something we see very often in sexy reality clips or newbie movies. We also have a pornstar checklist featuring a few of the most well liked babes on this planet, together with world-well-known divas, camgirls, novice fashions, and indie porn stars. We don’t have any responsibility for the content on third occasion websites and search queries of Internet surfers. There are already 45 niches obtainable on your enjoyment together with: Anal, Ass, Anime, Toon, Asian, Babysitter, BBW, Fats, BDSM, Bisexual, Big Asses, Big Tits, Black, Blowjob, CFNM, Cream Pie, Cumshot, Escort, Hooker, Fetish, Footjob, Gangbang, Grannies, Group Sex, Furry, Handjob, Hardcore, Housewives, Indian, Insertions, Interracial, Latina, Lesbian, Masturbation, Mature, Midget, MILF, Bizarre, Panties, Celebration Girls, Viewpoint, Pregnant, Intercourse Guides, Squirting, Teen, Coed, Threesomes, Transsexual, Uniform and Voyeur. XCafe tube is filled with HQ free porn with sizzling Asian babes, beautiful black women, exotic Latina beauties with huge asses and charming eyes.


    [url=]wife sex[/url] [url=]sexpert[/url] 6c7c78b


Comments are closed.