Oklahoma interstate is covered with X-rated toys and lube after truck overturned and spilled cargo across road.
- An avalanche of sex toys appeared to be splattered across an Oklahoma highway after a semi-truck crashed
- Helicopter footage obtained by KWTB News 9 caught the crash from above while observing multiple metal cans and white boxes with pink logosĀ
- The highway was shut down for the majority of the day as a crew cleaned up the site – and no injuries were reported
Footage from the crash site shows an overturned truck with hundreds of boxes with metal cans and pink labels spilled out onto the highway on the western end of Oklahoma city. No one was injured – but the lubricated road took hours to clean up.
welp, that road is really fucked now!
LMAO!
There goes my supply chain…
…sooo, you’re saying that the truck prematurely ejected its load?
…as close as people try to pass on the highway these days, they really NEED a lubricant…
The goodies will be re-boxed and sold under the brand name Macadam and Eve.
…not the WORST thing a fire company has ever had to clean up, either…
https://iotwreport.com/fighting-a-fire-fueled-by-bull-semen/
…Is this how Route 66 became “The Mother Road”?
…I’ll let myself out…
@Uncle Al
I literally lolled. Nicely done.
Mayor Buttplug will ask for flags at half-staff over this horrible tragedy.
Why don’t we do it in the road? No one will be watching us, why don’t we do it in the road!
I operated a Lube Truck quite a few years ago… don’t remember it being anything like this, though.
I live close to Interstate 69, just a bit farther south. Even Interstate 69 plays into the theme.
…they’re going to miss a few. And, thousands of years from now, some future archeologist will dig them up and wonder what their religious significance was…
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ schlongs
Cab-over Pete with a rubber on
And a Jimmy haulin’ dongs
We is headin’ for beaver on I-one-oh
‘Bout a mile outta Sexy Town
I says, “Big Penis, this here’s the Rubber Fuck
“And I’m about to dick the highway down”
(Apologies to C.W. McCall)
This is gonna make it a bit difficult for the Dems to go fk themselves come November.
cfm990
SEPTEMBER 16, 2022 AT 5:48 PM
“This is gonna make it a bit difficult for the Dems to go fk themselves come November.”
…which, given the sex appeal of the modern Democrat wymin, explains why Oregon needed a truckload of dildoes and lube in the FIRST place…
Since that truckload of critical supplies was headed for the hallowed halls of congress special sessions will now be called to fix and upgrade the supply system!
Anonymous
SEPTEMBER 16, 2022 AT 4:57 PM
“Mayor Buttplug will ask for FĢ¶lĢ¶aĢ¶gĢ¶sĢ¶ fags at half-staff over this horrible tragedy.”
This could be the Press Conference. Hysterical!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iqjGCLXQyA
More cheap Chinese dates – I mean, imports.
…I wonder if there were any of THESE…
https://iotwreport.com/well-you-cant-unsee-that/
So….do we need to chain up or will our snow tires suffice??
Thank you, @Lake Monster! We do enjoy our wordplay here!
Saddest comments I\\\’ve ever seen here on IOTW. How old are you people? Here\\\’s the reality.The only women that need plastic Dicks have Pink Hair, are extremely over weight, and have a phone books worth of pro nouns. If they need lube, they\\\’re shoving those things up their ass. They dream at night of a real dick with blood pumping through it ramming through their smelly abyss. Not going to happen ugly bitches. Imagine how miserable this crop of women will be when they are fifty.