Running of the Balls – IOTW Report

Running of the Balls

Concerned Group:

Man 1 – “You know, this running of the bulls is pretty dangerous.”

Man 2 – “If only we had a safer alternative.”

Lady 1- “What if we rolled a big ball down the street and it had a picture of an angry bull on it?”

Lady 2 – “We could call it the running of the balls.”

Man 1 and 2 – “Brilliant!”

ht/ Petrus

18 Comments on Running of the Balls

  1. Notice the medics had him in a neck brace and backboard within 30 seconds of the incident, like they expected something like this to happen at that very location.
    The annual running of the bulls is how they train their emergency personnel in Spain.

  2. @ Corona-reminded me of this joke:
    A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.

    His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: “Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family…”

    Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

    “Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!” he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

    “But wouldn’t you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?” she inquires. “No,” the husband says, “Jesus sent this to me with a message… As I ran home,

    I kept hearing Him yell, ‘ THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! THAT’S NACHO CHEESE!’

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