He didn’t make his flight.
A passenger attempting to board a flight at Moscow’s Domodedovo Airport reportedly stripped naked before arriving at the boarding gate, claiming that being nude makes him more aerodynamic.
The man was identified as a Moscow-area resident born in 1981, according to Fox News. He reportedly made his way through security properly clothed, stripping naked sometime before reaching the boarding gate area where he was seen waiting in line completely naked. He was attempting to board a Ural Airlines flight to Crimea.
According to a witness, the man shouted that he was naked because he was concerned about aerodynamics.
“He shouted that he was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed,” RENTV quoted the witness saying, according to The Moscow Times.
Russia Today posted footage of the nude man waiting for his flight. It shows him standing in line at the boarding gate while other passengers stare and try to avoid him. At one point, he makes the sign of the cross as if praying. more here
Reminds me of that film “Ghost Story”. Dude stumbles and falls 42 stories to his death… and his winkie is flapping in the wind as he falls.
Who thought THIS was a good idea?
Well shit…..who knows….maybe his rudder will have a significant impact on the overall flight.
Maybe flying with bare essentials will be an asset to the safety of the crew and passengers.
I’m thinking he should get through ‘check out’ sooner.
I would think that this would be the perfect protest of TSA….. FOOK FLYIN’
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
‘Some ideas are so stupid that only deluded intellectuals believe them.’ Geo. Orwell
That’s true, Crackerbaby. You will never feel more unAmerican than when you visit the aerodrome.
“Are you a terrorist?”
“Do I LOOK like a fucking terrorist? You felt my balls and fingered my ass… but you didn’t check THAT fucking terrorist over there!”
If he REALLY cared about aerodynamics, he would have tried losing about 50 pounds.
…easy solution…let him ride on the OUTSIDE of the plane, if he’s so aerodynamic and all…
…everybody saw him, but no one has any comment on whether he was visibly excited by the prospect of flying?
…was the plane a tail-dragger?
…I’d ask if alcohol was involved, but it’s Russia, so…
Apparently even in Russia they have certain rules one must abide by?
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Well, he’s not wrong. Ask me how I know.
Did airport security forget to let him get dressed after pre-boarding check?
Look mommy, he can count to 21!