I’ve been looking high and low for something that will give me a little relief from liberalism.
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My grandfather liked telling the story about shopping at the grocery store and had the feeling that he was forgetting something, but just couldn’t remember what it was. Finally he looked down the last isle and saw a lady in a mini-skirt trying to get something off the bottom shelf and that’s when he remembered what he was forgetting…
Bayer Asprin!
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Soy sauce and Asian noodles on the top shelf. Racism
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@Jellybean “I’ve been looking high and low for something that will give me a little relief from liberalism.”
The answer is the Constitution. (And maybe a little gunpowder)
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I sprained my ankle so bad one time, that it was black and blue and I started thinking maybe I broke it. I went to the pharmacy the next morning to get crutches. I just happened to hobble up to the door at the same time as the manager opening the store. He can obviously see I can barely walk when I asked where the crutches were. He told me they are in the back right corner. No offer to help me out or anything.
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Actually, that shelf is at eye level for someone with severe back pain.
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@TRF – to hold between her knees? 🙂
Q. Do you have hemorrhoid medication?
A. Have a seat while I look for it.
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Maybe, if you’re lucky, a hulking Forever First Lady of color will be there to fetch it for you with one of those nifty hands on her back legs.
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….REALLY sadistic phamacies charge a ton for insulin while giving free poison vaxx shots,and give free needles to junkies for the asking while severely limiting the ones they give to diabetics.
…oh, wait…
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jellybean
MAY 25, 2022 AT 1:33 AM
“I’ve been looking high and low for something that will give me a little relief from liberalism.”
…a bolus of Pb liberally applied to said liberal will do so, repeat as needed until said liberals no longer exist.
No such thing as medication for back pain.
The viagra is on the top shelf…
I would never see it because I can’t read things that far away. And I wouldn’t bend over because I don’t read.
Bob
I’m a guy that trains hard and constantly feels beat up. This stuff works. It’s actually amazing.
https://www.kttape.com/pages/new-to-kt-tape
I’ve been looking high and low for something that will give me a little relief from liberalism.
My grandfather liked telling the story about shopping at the grocery store and had the feeling that he was forgetting something, but just couldn’t remember what it was. Finally he looked down the last isle and saw a lady in a mini-skirt trying to get something off the bottom shelf and that’s when he remembered what he was forgetting…
Bayer Asprin!
Soy sauce and Asian noodles on the top shelf. Racism
@Jellybean “I’ve been looking high and low for something that will give me a little relief from liberalism.”
The answer is the Constitution. (And maybe a little gunpowder)
I sprained my ankle so bad one time, that it was black and blue and I started thinking maybe I broke it. I went to the pharmacy the next morning to get crutches. I just happened to hobble up to the door at the same time as the manager opening the store. He can obviously see I can barely walk when I asked where the crutches were. He told me they are in the back right corner. No offer to help me out or anything.
Actually, that shelf is at eye level for someone with severe back pain.
@TRF – to hold between her knees? 🙂
Q. Do you have hemorrhoid medication?
A. Have a seat while I look for it.
Maybe, if you’re lucky, a hulking Forever First Lady of color will be there to fetch it for you with one of those nifty hands on her back legs.
….REALLY sadistic phamacies charge a ton for insulin while giving free poison vaxx shots,and give free needles to junkies for the asking while severely limiting the ones they give to diabetics.
…oh, wait…
jellybean
MAY 25, 2022 AT 1:33 AM
“I’ve been looking high and low for something that will give me a little relief from liberalism.”
…a bolus of Pb liberally applied to said liberal will do so, repeat as needed until said liberals no longer exist.