Salt and Pepper

40 Comments on Salt and Pepper

1. He’s about to get 81 million votes.

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2. Some cutesy gifts from girlfriends can backfire, and you don’t even know what you did wrong. My advice is, give her a couple shots of tequila, then ask her to explain the meaning of each one. If you’re still friends after, you might have a keeper.

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3. She’s not getting what she needs from this goof sexually. She’s currently naked in his bed and he’s trying to figure out where the salt goes. A typical young American male.

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4. I thought this post was about Sammy Davis Jr. & Peter Lawford?

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5. Or maybe a Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder song.

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6. Yawn – Another attention whore.

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7. Joe6, that was a 1968 movie, Sammy was “Salt”…

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8. Loco, the black guy was salt? Sounds like cultural appropriation to me.

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9. Puns, euphemisms and ironic humorous wordplay that pre date Millennials and Gen Z is lost on them – way over their heads.

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10. Peter Lawford was “pepper” but I think they should have gone with George Peppard…

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11. George Peppard should have done Grey Poupon commercials.

    Peppard never eats without Poupon…. this stuff writes itself…

    But I think the ‘joke’ in the vid is that he’s an engineer, if we’re to believe his shirt, so it’s an engineer over analyzing everything.

    Or I could be full of poupon. I’m good either way.

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12. Exhibit one of the typical soy boy metro-sexual male. Bet the very mention of charcoal grills scares him to death as well.

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13. Heck, sounds like something that congress would debate endlessly and at great cost. Just another time wasting to hide from doing real work.

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14. I want my 59 seconds back.

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15. His T-shirt says “Engineer”. Engineers are notorious for overthinking things.

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16. TN Tuxedo, I was about to post the very same comment!

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17. To quote one of my favorite engineers, “The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.”
    ~ Montgomery Scott

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18. He’s seriously getting ready to cry.

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19. I’m kind of glad he doesn’t get it.
    It means he hasn’t spent time doing and being girlie things.

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20. If this douche bag is an engineer then I’m Moses.

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21. Must be some sort of Urban problem.
    Rural America doesn’t seem to be confused with this.

    izlamo delenda est …

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22. Hey Dickhead, 1 has “salt” on it… The other has “pepper” on it… Duh!

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23. This dweebs name has got to be Mo Ron. What an idjit if he can’t figure out the difference between salt and pepper shakers. Is this generation of young emasculated men really that dumb or am I missing something. If it says salt it’s for salt and if it says pepper it’s for pepper, DUH! And you wonder how he deals with the sugar bowl. And is white sugar racist while brown sugar is not. And what about molasses which is black? There is such a thing as white pepper and don’t even get me started on rainbow peppercorns which they sell at Trader Joe’s.

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24. The number of holes in the top used to be the giveaway. But these days, holes can be whatever you identify them as.

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25. As if there are only two spices.

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26. Brad, if this guys girlfriend is already in bed naked and waiting for him I sure as hell wouldn’t be worried about salt and pepper shakers.

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27. The Wee Darkey was named Salt?

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28. Notice his shirt.

    This is exactly my insufferable, asshole brother-in-law, who is “very analytical” and also an engineer.

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29. I would have done the same thing as him!
    Funny!

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30. Bet he doesn’t know how to run the garbage disposal either. Could this be AOC’s cuck?

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31. Two words:
    Dumb
    Ass

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32. Smash them and tell the girlfriend it’s over.

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33. The shakers aren’t talking. The OWNER would be be saying these phrases ABOUT the shakers. Then it makes perfect sense, problem solved. And I spent too much time thinking about this.

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34. Kindness and blessings are lost on some engineers, they simply don’t know how to shut it off.

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35. The guy has on his T-shirt the word “Engineer.” Now we all know why dam spillways collapse, high rise buildings collapse, windmills explode, and nuclear power plants shut down. We’re looking at the problem, he doesn’t see it.

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36. Salt holes on top are larger…

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37. @Goldenfoxx

    Modern Engineer’s Alright!

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38. that salt shaker , which ever one it is, is illegal in nyc.
    he needs to turn himself in, along with the pepper shaker. He’s going to get people killed. Since he is obviously confused, he needs to turn in both shakers, as either one is possibly contaminated. Salt and pepper shakers should not be kept in the same room, to avoid potential problems like this.

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39. He obviously lives in a state that has legalized weed

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40. I wasted 30 seconds of my life listening to this.