On March 19 and 20, a primely-located San Francisco bar will become a ball pit filled with thousands of plastic balls. It will be an adult version of the Chuck E. Cheese experience–except with booze, and hopefully without the pink-eye that often comes with children’s public playpens.
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, a local bucket list organization named Forward Motion San Francisco posted a Facebook announcement of their intention to convert the “Romper Room into the largest ball pit San Francisco has ever seen. This is the first ever event of it’s kind to be done. Growing up is never easy. Come celebrate and reunite with your inner child!”
Let the jokes begin!
I’ll take pinkeye over chlamydia any day of the week.
Barry sure looks happy with all those balls pressed against his face.
This-and adult coloring books! WTH is wrong with this time in America?!? It’s embarrassing.
The first customer to find the pink balls (while avoiding the brown ones) wins the special prize attached thereon.
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When degenerates start playing that hide the balls game, the place will be empty in less than a week.
Well, SF already has enough cockpits….
*bada bing bada bang*
Gee Wally, I think this puts Madonna in 2nd place now!
What goes for a prime location in San Fran? By a light pole falling over from piss? Around the corner from the glory hole wall?
Attn site Admin:
Scripts are killing iotw today.
Locking up, etc.
Can barley get this posted.
“I’ll take ass-rape for 1000, Alex”
Not quite a Big Sack Attack for the Slobberin Sack Sucker
Pretty poor brand differentiation. The whole city has been a giant ball pit for decades.
Are they re-naming the bar “BUTTRUMP”?
Amen to that. AdSupply pop-ups seem to be the worst about hijacking the CPU. Although I try not to, sometimes I have to turn on tracking protection just to be able to get to the next post.
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Anybody might do that.
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In a SF ball pit, pink eye will be the least of you concerns.