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The new ride includes a more comprehensive storyline — but that’s also the problem. The new grand finale of Snow White’s Enchanted Wish is the moment when the Prince finds Snow White asleep under the Evil Queen’s spell and gives her “true love’s kiss” to release her from the enchantment. A kiss he gives to her without her consent, while she’s asleep, which cannot possibly be true love if only one person knows it’s happening.
Haven’t we already agreed that consent in early Disney movies is a major issue? That teaching kids that kissing, when it hasn’t been established if both parties are willing to engage, is not OK? More
They’ve messed around with so much of what Disneyland meant to me. I doubt if I will ever go again. My memories will have to suffice.
How about they change the show to where the prince just bangs the shit out of her, and she loves it?
And he knocks her up and she gives birth to seven dwarfs!
So let the bitch sleep
The Prince walks in and shes doing a gangbang because its her choice as an independent and powerful woman.
He waits for the team to finish, gets down on 1 knee and asks if he could be her life partner in a one sided “open” marriage.
He will provide 60% of the income, do the dishes and housework, and wear a fake set of lactation tits so he can experience the burden of woman hood.
All while she continues to date because she feels trapped by the patriarchy.
2021
Sniff. Just sniff. Come on man, do it for America.
Snow White? Well, there’s a show-stopper right there.
I suppose the crows in “Dumbo” are gone by now.
So kissing without permission is bad but penises everywhere in The Little Mermaid is fine.
…he’s a prince. Princes aren’t known for asking consent in LOTS of things.
Like taxes, for example.
Or wars.
…plus, I guess you’ve never heard of Droit du seigneur, or jus primae noctis, where a prince could just bang any peasant woman he wanted on he wedding eve to marry SOMEONE ELSE?
…Snow’s getting off kind of EASY here with a kiss…
…oh, also, it’s a FAIRY TALE.
Lighten UP, Francis…
H-m-m-m-m. A sleeping maiden. Let’s ask Prince Andrew what HE would do?
What if she just aborts all the dwarfs and lives on a government pension ever after?
If I’m feeling it by the end of a date, I go in for a kiss.
How come the prince isn’t black?
They should have a sign to remind parents to be … parents.
Next up: doctors can’t treat unconscious patients, because no consent.
I mean, seriously???
If it was the good witch of the North kissing Snow White, that’d be OK.
Wait, North, White….
“Haven’t we already agreed that consent in early Disney movies is a major issue?”
No. WE haven’t agreed on this.
Ok, Disney, redo the ending of Snow White to make it politically correct, but keep on keeping on with the pedophilic casting couch system that sexually exploits children.
“San Francisco Gate”?
…they’re just mad the prince isn’t gay for the dwarves instead…