Sandy Burglar Dead – IOTW Report

Sandy Burglar Dead

Was he being called to testify?

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  1. “I have many, many old friends, and I always think it’s important, when you get into politics to have friends you had before you were in politics,” she said.

    “I’m going to keep talking to my old friends whoever they are.”

  2. There’s a whole wing of hell, filled to the brim with Clinton Crime Family Cronies®.

    Maybe somebody cleaned out HIS document stash. You know, the ones in the envelope labelled, “In case of my untimely death, open immediately!”

  3. In further news, Burglar will be buried in a Chinese casket under a construction trailer outside the National Archives. In lieu of (conduit) donations, DNC donors will be allowed to stuff his socks with nuclear secrets before interment.

  4. Some little guy tried to cross the River Styx this morning with 30 pounds of papers stuffed in his shorts. Vince Foster rescued him by pulling him out of the water, but the papers were lost.

    All he said was, “I can’t wait ’til the Clintons to get here.”

    “Me too,” said Foster. 👿

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