Ever walk into a deli and see a few flies? What do you do?
I walk out.
Flies at a restaurant?
See ya.
A fly lands on my food. It is now officially fly food.
Why?
Because flies spend most of their time on feces and carcasses. I don’t need them landing on my food, I don’t care how tiny their feet are. Do you know how tiny bacteria that can kill you are? Much smaller than fly feet.
Now scientists are issuing a warning – don’t eat food that flies have landed on.
Thanks Einstein.
If food was scarce I’d roll the dice, that’s why 3rd world countries have disease. Lots of people roll the dice.
No need to do that when most Americans are kinda fat. Do you really need to have more potato salad at the picnic after that friggin’ fly landed in the bowl?
Magic 8 Ball says, “nooooooooooooooo.”
ht/ fdr in hell
Every fly knows a turd when they smell one.
hahahhahahahahahahahaha
it isn’t their feet that are the biggest problem.
to digest food they spit up on it and then eat it back up
I know, I’ve said it before:
There are two things that I despise
One’s politicians, the other’s flies
One eats shit, the other tells lies
The more I see politicians,
The more I like flies.
( But I swat flies without hesitation.)
Hillary too seemed to attract flies. https://youtu.be/qz0ad95TZcM
The best diet in the whole world (for me) would to have a house full of flies. LOL! The thought of a fly landing on my food?! I can’t even stand someone else putting their fork in my food — like when they are sizing up something on a community plate and poke around at all the other sized somethings. Ewwww.
Did you mean “turd world countries”?
Not to mention that, like politicians, flies start out as maggots.
Without a doubt, flies will ruin my appetite, almost as fast as seeing a photo of a liberal.
Whew. Thank goodness their research didn’t also condemn the 5 Second Rule.
And who knew or would have guessed a fly that lives in a dairy barn or horse stable has cleaner feet than a fly that lives in the city park?
There’s a reason the expression “like flies on shit” exists.
The green / teal flies are the worst, next to horse flies. One of them gets near me and the whole place needs to be disinfected. The common black fly matters though, so it gets a pass.
Flies lay there eggs is bacteria laden deal an carcasses. The maggots hatch and feed on it. the then morph into flies. they are covered in bacteria from day one.
Seinfeld: The double dip. Costanza doubled dipped the chip. Funny.
Another ‘never’: never eat potato salad at a picnic unless you made it and know it was kept cold! Goes for any mayonnaise based food.
Actually, I dislike pot luck food. I just never know who washes their hands, to say the least of my worries.
Maggots morph into flies,flies morph onto Democrats. Democrats cause more damage and disgust than flies ever have.
You’ve got to be real smart to be a scientist. I would have never known that.
My kid was running around the yard with a butterfly net trying to catch flies for his toad to eat. I was laughing at him, good luck kid you’ll be busy for at least 10 minutes. Nope, 30 seconds later he comes back with the net full of flies, like 50 of them. Astonished I ask, how the hell did you do that, kid? He lets them all out of the net and says, watch this! He leads me to the backyard and proceeds to slam the net on a pile of dog shit, then crimp the net shut with another 50 flies. The second he turned his head to the net it mysteriously disappeared.
I AM the Lord of the Flies!
Oh the dreaded unrefrigerated mayo.
My elementary and junior high school was in Pasadena, at the corner of Orange Grove and Colorado. Where the Rose Parade turns. Two brothers from my school found sandwiches under the bleachers, ate them and both died. Been squeamish about mayo ever since. It leaves an impression on a 7th grader. One was one grade older. The other one grade younger.
And don’t speak to girls who “woman spread”, as the new fad is called.
The flies in restaurants are the least of your worries. Most of the food service employees you can’t see are either third-world immigrants or ex-cons; two demographics that don’t place a high priority on hygiene. Just look at the hepatitis outbreak in San Diego.
Flies are symbolic of that PO💩 in Hell.
That’s how Obama got the sobriquet “Lord of the Flies”!
Is there any question where Obungo’s mouth has been?
When I was in the hospital a while back, the guy in the room was there because his grandma poisoned the entire family with potato salad at a picnic.
@BFH. Was I supposed to hit the Like button on that?
Maybe we need a “”point acknowledged” button when Like seems inappropriate.
I can’t imagine how bad I would feel if I made a bunch of people sick with food poisoning. That would sure ruin a good time. That’s one thing about flies, they don’t have a conscience about things like that.
Maybe “grandma” could make a batch of potato salad for the next democrat convention?
My favorite is German style potato salad, “kartoffelsalat,” with vinegar, not mayo. Cold. Yum, yum.
Well, BE that way, Fur.
More potato salad for ME! 😉
Nothing says family picnic more than projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea.
I should make that into a song.
A manager in the food service industry once told me, “If most people could see the kitchens in which their food is prepared, they’d never eat out again”.
🙂
Vietvet. I once worked renovating the kitchen of a five star restaurant in New York City. I was cutting out high-hat lighting holes in a ceiling over a table. This guy comes by with a tray of bowls and started filling them with cold slaw. The sheet rock dust was falling into the bowls. I said, hey can’t you do this some where else, can’t you see the dust falling into the cold slaw?
He said Fuck it, don’t worry about it.
I didn’t. I kept working.
THE reason I rarely frequent restaurants. Floor Spice, Flies, Squat-Low Sauce, Hepatitis X, worms, Rotavirus, Shigella, Salmonella, boogers w/ & w/out nosehairs, saliva, Helicobacter, Staphylococcus, feces, rat feces, roach feces, roach parts and the leftist freakazoid that likes to urinate or jerk off into the hollandaise.
Then figure 80% of restaurants go out-of-business so that 80% is cutting corners somewhere as it goes tits up. NO THANKS.
Oh thanks @ow. I was just getting ready to go out to eat.
When I was younger I worked at many a restaurant. They held high standards for cleanliness. Of course that was decades ago.
Don’t even ask about Golden Corral- ughhhhhhhhhhh.
🎶 projectile vomit and explosive diarrhea
🎶 words can’t say how glad I am to see ya
🎶 do si do and skip to the loo
🎶 adios amigos, I think I’m through
Everybody sing!!!
🎶 Next verse is up to you
🎼As for now I just gotta poo.
Thanks for the fly on the lip of obummer shown above!
Had lunch at open air restaurant mid Oregon coast. They had half a dozen 6X6 ziplock bags, containing a few inches of water, hanging up where bags exposed directly to the sun. Asked what they were for. They said it was a fly repellent. Waitress offered to pay for our meals if we could find one fly on their deck, even with all that food. We were there an hour, did not see one fly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbgg9ofdXsE
Ooops. Little missus reminded me why there were no flies in the area: Obama was holding a campaign rally a few blocks away. Flies were busy eating up everything Obama said.
Eat Shit: 50 Gazillion Flies Can’t Be Wrong!
& @Carter ~ keeps the flies off the watermelon 🙂
That wasn’t the only fly that touched Obama’s lips.
Oh my goodness! If you live in the South, you will have issues with flies.
As a kid, I cannot tell you how many flies, gnats, etc. went down my throat as I was outside playing.
If you’re eating at a restaurant, understand that when the door to the restaurant opens, a fly or gnat will come in.
Nobody ever got sick from potato salad or any other mayonnaise based dish.
And I’m old with many years of experience
I’m a strong proponent of “eating dirt”. Being consistently exposed to bacteria builds a strong immune system. “Bubble kids” and “purell kids” will always be sickly.
Geckos that somehow make it into our house are found starved to death.
There is a reason for that.