Everyone should visit the Gettysburg battle field once in their lifetime. It’s a beautiful park with something for everyone to take back with them. Just don’t pocket any stones as a souvenir of your visit—
They’re cursed.
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It’s so much easier to blame “cursed” rocks than your own stupidity, wrong-doing, etc.
Government propaganda at its worst.
One million visitors a year and what if every one of them takes one little rock? That insults my intelligence.
Everyone knows that all one million will take 2 or more rocks. OK I’m kidding. A box brimming full of rocks.
As for these poor saps that have had misfortune in their lives due to purloined GBurg rocks…. Everyone has misfortune in one way or another.
I suspect the rocks in their cocktails are more to blame than the rocks they took from Gettysburg.
Don’t take rocks, what would happen if we ran out?
Imagine a world without rocks!
What would progressives use for brains?
Quick, send a boulder to Obama!
That’s what you get for undoing what it took some glacier tens of thousands of years to do!
Cursed rocks from Gettysburg? Don’t doubt it for a second. Whole damned place gives me the willies. I visit there from time to time as an American penitence.
And yes, I have a tin foil hat.
I took a rock from Omaha beach in 2009, but who knows if it was original or has been replaced. I guess I cursed us to Obama’s second term, sorry.
# Sam Spade
Somebody already did…
Leave the rocks, but visit our gift shop on these hallowed grounds.
Sounds the same as the curse on removing any volcanic rocks from Hawaii. The goddess Pele doesn’t like it when remove pieces of her home.
@kafir:
http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=cb3a0ec
😛