No, just NO!
trendhunter.com – Lace Shorts for men are the newest male fashion statement that are here to compete with the ‘RompHim,’ which kept the internet buzzing earlier this month.
The lacey shorts, which are available in five pastel colors including green, pink, blue, purple and yellow …
Here, if you dare.
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I’m sure that they will be wearing these with their new He-Hive hair styles.
The left needs to be eliminated if only for what they are doing to our men!
O-M-G!!!!! W-T-F!!!??? Gaaaaahhhhh! My eyes, my eyes!!!! Pass the brain bleach, STAT!!
“Nuke it from orbit! It’s the only way to be sure!”
All that being said, I’m SURE they’ll be a big hit in Sodom and Gomorrah By The Bay (San Francisco). And just in time for all the Gay Pride (gag!) parades.
Looks like something that Larry would be proud to wear.
When your Mannerism’s don’t yell gay loud enough, lace shorts. Something to wear with your fishnet tank top and crocs.
All things considered I’m glad my parents passed long before the insanity became common. They’d have been well past a 100 and lived long without having to experience what we’ve become.
Although I suspect their commentary would have been interesting if not also rather harsh…
SEND A GIANT PAIR TO JERRY NADLER!!
Dad-bod is the new six-pack…
Hey Benito, I don’t think that they come in quadruple extra, extra large.
Look on the bright side…You’ll no longer have to guess whether
that was a fart or shart.
At least we won’t have to see photos of guys wearing daisy dukes in the pride parades. Those looked gay.😀
Look at the rest of the parade of hideous at the link. Freak show material.
I ain’t clicking that $#!+
What planet am I on?
♪♫♪ And you knew who you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again ♪♫♪
Actually, I think I’d like Calvin Coolidge.
Oh Please. Fruit of the Loom, Haines, don’t go for this shit.
Prison panties.
Dump that shit.
I’m not here to perpetuate gaydom and all it stands for and I refuse to participate with those that continuously push the fag agenda.
Gucci gone goosey.
Most of the other outfits in the pic lineup would be proper attire for the flogging range.
How pathetically emaciated all their faces look. The say use me, abuse me. I feel sorry for those models. But then, that’s what they are being paid for.
I’d wonder if the the lace would change the sound of farts, but the only guys who’d wear those fart silently anyway so it wouldn’t matter.
Costco sells them in a six pack.
They make you feel good on those hot nights,it helps if you cut out the pockets.
No Thanks.
Better hope not a single pair survives to be unearthed by future paleontologists or this will be named ‘the gay era’
I ain’t clicked on it, yo!
Shorts are for people fighting wars in North Africa… and people lounging at home. Don’t wear that shit in public. We have had enough of the 40-year-old toddler to last us centuries. Wear a fucking tie. And a belt if you are not wearing a waistcoat. You use braces with a waistcoated suit. And brush your fucking teeth!
By the way, stay off my lawn!
They are called TROUSERS. Men wear TROUSERS.
Lemme guess; Big Mike, Rosie O’Donnell, and Michael Moore?
Next up – color matching silk jock straps
Don’t look at me like that – I just know stuff
Ew.
If obama wore underwear….
I’m done with the gayness crap. STFU! Sorry excuse for a human being. WTF!
Next up: French cut trap door underpants. “The easy entry dainties for those hot nights on the town.”
Romphim? he-hive? Lace shorts?
I’m down on my knees thanking the Lord that I’m just a boring ol’ shlub.
As we approach the 75th anniversary of D-Day, I can just imagine the wearers of these “shorts” storming the beaches of Normandy …. NOT.
Good Lord, a few more years of this de-masculinization crap and a foreign country wouldn’t even have to invade – just promise free lace shorts to the men and they would surrender.