Shady Schiff Jokes Senators “Will be in Prison” if They Disrupt Impeachment Trial

The joke told a joke that went flat.
Well, that was awkward.

CNSNews points out that Adam Schiff’s lame attempt at cracking a prison joke fell totally flat on the Senate floor yesterday afternoon.

Speaking to the lawmakers, the Russia/Ukraine collusion hoaxer thanked the senators for their “long and considerable attention” over the last two days.

He continued, “I’m not sure the chief justice is fully aware of how just how rare it is, how extraordinary it is, for the House members to be able to command the attention of senators sitting silently for hours…or, even for minutes, for that matter,” a line which drew mild laughter from the chamber.

“Of course, it doesn’t hurt that the morning starts out every day with the sergeant-at-arms warning you that, if you don’t, you will be in prison,” Schiff continued, to a room so silent you could hear a pin drop. read more

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20 Comments on Shady Schiff Jokes Senators “Will be in Prison” if They Disrupt Impeachment Trial

  1. He keeps raising his own bar as a national disgrace. When will it stop?

    If the world is watching the impeachment proceedings, it must conclude our ‘democracy’ is off the cliff.

  2. That’s when Cocaine Mitch should have called for a vote of acquittal or dismissal of all charges and kicked Schit’s ass out of his house

  3. Oh yeah, you’re going to get everyone to vote your way by telling them crap like that.
    What a frigging maroon.

  4. This fucking cocksucker is gonna get reamed this weekend by the defense team. And it won’t be the kind of reaming he normally enjoys.

  5. Threat of prison is the only thing that can force anyone to listen to him. Hell, most would probably choose a bullet to the head over listening to him.

    This entire thing is such a joke, nobody is watching it because for one, nobody can stand to listen to him. Middle America sees him and becomes even more convinced Commiefornia is full of mentally ill who should be locked up.
    Then everyone knows it’s nothing more than political theater that only political junkies care about because the outcome is known. What’s worse for the insane party is that even the political junkies aren’t watching.
    Republicans are on Trump’s side not because they like him, but two things they love are money and power and Trump has people donating to the Republican party like they’ve never seen before. On the other side of the coin they know anyone who crosses Trump will have a line a mile long of people ready to primary them and Trump supporters will never vote for them again.

    And Linda Graham needs to shut his pie hole, trying to play both sides before he finds himself in the crosshairs of Trump supporters.

  6. Coming from a man who just stated that the ballot box
    could not be trusted, can “interesting times” be far away?

  7. Only the shit running the GOP could allow this maggot schiff to virtually run the show in the Senate. Imagine if PDJT was in mcconnell’s position???


  8. They say that for a joke to be funny, it has to have some truth to it.

    But its no joke if it’s completely true.

    ”By the way, you may have seen that I’ve recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves.”

  9. The more they spout off about the election integrity the faster we get National voter ID law. Boomerang Suicide.

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