You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well… it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective…
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE GOLDENFOXX HAS IT COVERED!!!
@Goldenfoxx; I am gobsmacked! If I could, I’d give you a 1000 UV!
I like Hitlery like I like my coffee; ground up and in the freezer…..
I’d say that about sums it up neatly.
I would love to roast you, Hilary.
Nice and slow.
Then you would go in the ocean to feed the crabs, because I would not feed your poisonous corpse to any animals that might take ill
@Goldenfoxx; I bow to you!!
Next go-around just add that she eats like she has nine rectums and it’ll be complete.
I got nuthin after Goldenfoxx.
she posts on `roast me` because she knows the mainstream media is going to scrub all the bad press.
Ah come on, that was an appetizer. I did not write that, I’ve had that stored for years and I thought this was a perfect opportunity to use it. Author is unkown, but it’s a keeper.
I think Goldenfoxx just won the internet– FOREVER !!
We’re going to need a bigger oven.
Anyone can create insults. Here’s a great place to generate them!
Goldenfoxx,
Does that mean you don’t like Hillery?
OK, I’ll roast you Madame President.
Come on, Goldenfoxx, tell us what you really think!
She will never be prosecuted as long as Donald Duck is in office.
Your face is so ugly that you make Stevie Wonder cringe…
Hillary Clinton wouldn’t make a good pimple on a truck driver’s ass.
10/4
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I’m printing and framing that – with due credits, of course. Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Let er rip! LOL
Hillary, you look like you were the embalmer’s first practice corpse.
Roast her, that would be one BIG grease fire.
too bad goldenfoxx was first, everything else just pales in comparison.
goldenfoxx, my hats off to ya. I’ m sure there may be a few more denigrating words left in the ole thesaurus but I aint gonna dig em out.
GoldenFoxx, that was sublime
If one were to roast her, you could call it ‘cooking up a Philippine Box Spring Hog’
To reference a great author; Hellary will always “stink, stank, stunk.”
That RARE moment when Both of your eyeballs are aimed in the same direction,,,,
I’m curious how long GoldenFoxx had to sit on that before he had a chance to use it. That was the perfect time to bring it out.
Foxx, wherever you found that, it’s definitely how more than half the nation feels about ->HER!
On a side more, wondering if the old, bloated mound of haggis has her servants (c’mon–you know she has them!) call her “Madame President”…hmmm….
@Goldenfoxx: Standing ovation from Indiana! Woot!
@joe6pak & OldGal46–Well I had forgotten about that flaming flame until I saw the pic of Hillary wanting to be roasted. I thought it was the perfect roast for her. I’ve had it tucked away in my docs for years just waiting. 🙂
GoldenFoxx, I might save a copy of that just in case I need it. There are some good lines in there, “On a good day you’re a half-wit”.
OK Trump/Sessions, it’s past time to put the hammer down on this bitch!
She’ll roast for all of eternity in hell, and I’m not one to steal Satan’s thunder.
@Goldenfoxx,
I did read through it all, however, I don’t recall seeing the fact that she is a criminal (e-mail server + state secrets and the Clinton Kleptomaniac Foundation), unpatriotic (she wants to end the Second Amendment), and has the blood of at least four Americans on her hands (i.e. Benghazi).
To everyone who hates Trump…this is what you would have voted for instead? Seriously, WTF is wrong with you if you could vote for the Hildabeast?
You have such poor taste in men and such low esteem that you picked a sleazy, bent-dick lying redneck to be your husband and then had an affair with the ugliest man in existance (Web Hubbell – Chelsea’s dad).
Oh – I get it now. You are such a drunken lout that you are passed out most of the time and both of them took advantage of the situation.
I really believe that on a good day, it would take 5 of her to make a half-wit
@ Jethro
Geez,
It’ll take a month of drunkenness to get that picture of words you drew out of my head. I think I’ll start now. (Shudder)
@ Goldenfoxx: May the blessings of an entire aggrieved Nation and world shroud your head and shoulders in a mantle of sparkling, luminous gratitude!!
This doesn’t in any way compare to Goldenfoxx’s tirade, but it’s a little (somewhat vulgar) ditty that I too have had around for a while, myself:
May bloody piles torment her
And corns adorn her feet
And crabs as big as buzzards
Sit on her snatch and eat,
And when she’s old and weary,
A syphilated wreck,
May her head fall through her asshole
And break her freakin’ neck.
Ok Hillary, you asked for it!
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well… it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective…
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE GOLDENFOXX HAS IT COVERED!!!
@Goldenfoxx; I am gobsmacked! If I could, I’d give you a 1000 UV!
I like Hitlery like I like my coffee; ground up and in the freezer…..
I’d say that about sums it up neatly.
I would love to roast you, Hilary.
Nice and slow.
Then you would go in the ocean to feed the crabs, because I would not feed your poisonous corpse to any animals that might take ill
@Goldenfoxx; I bow to you!!
Next go-around just add that she eats like she has nine rectums and it’ll be complete.
I got nuthin after Goldenfoxx.
she posts on `roast me` because she knows the mainstream media is going to scrub all the bad press.
Ah come on, that was an appetizer. I did not write that, I’ve had that stored for years and I thought this was a perfect opportunity to use it. Author is unkown, but it’s a keeper.
I think Goldenfoxx just won the internet– FOREVER !!
We’re going to need a bigger oven.
Anyone can create insults. Here’s a great place to generate them!
http://www.insults.net/html/odd/random.html
Goldenfoxx,
Does that mean you don’t like Hillery?
OK, I’ll roast you Madame President.
Come on, Goldenfoxx, tell us what you really think!
She will never be prosecuted as long as Donald Duck is in office.
Your face is so ugly that you make Stevie Wonder cringe…
Hillary Clinton wouldn’t make a good pimple on a truck driver’s ass.
10/4
I’m printing and framing that – with due credits, of course. Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Let er rip! LOL
Hillary, you look like you were the embalmer’s first practice corpse.
Roast her, that would be one BIG grease fire.
too bad goldenfoxx was first, everything else just pales in comparison.
goldenfoxx, my hats off to ya. I’ m sure there may be a few more denigrating words left in the ole thesaurus but I aint gonna dig em out.
GoldenFoxx, that was sublime
If one were to roast her, you could call it ‘cooking up a Philippine Box Spring Hog’
To reference a great author; Hellary will always “stink, stank, stunk.”
Goldenfoxx, ditto. https://youtu.be/EWI6u8wVAlk .
That RARE moment when Both of your eyeballs are aimed in the same direction,,,,
I’m curious how long GoldenFoxx had to sit on that before he had a chance to use it. That was the perfect time to bring it out.
Foxx, wherever you found that, it’s definitely how more than half the nation feels about ->HER!
On a side more, wondering if the old, bloated mound of haggis has her servants (c’mon–you know she has them!) call her “Madame President”…hmmm….
@Goldenfoxx: Standing ovation from Indiana! Woot!
@joe6pak & OldGal46–Well I had forgotten about that flaming flame until I saw the pic of Hillary wanting to be roasted. I thought it was the perfect roast for her. I’ve had it tucked away in my docs for years just waiting. 🙂
GoldenFoxx, I might save a copy of that just in case I need it. There are some good lines in there, “On a good day you’re a half-wit”.
OK Trump/Sessions, it’s past time to put the hammer down on this bitch!
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/18/hillary-clinton-mulls-challenging-legitimacy-2016-/
She’ll roast for all of eternity in hell, and I’m not one to steal Satan’s thunder.
@Goldenfoxx,
I did read through it all, however, I don’t recall seeing the fact that she is a criminal (e-mail server + state secrets and the Clinton Kleptomaniac Foundation), unpatriotic (she wants to end the Second Amendment), and has the blood of at least four Americans on her hands (i.e. Benghazi).
To everyone who hates Trump…this is what you would have voted for instead? Seriously, WTF is wrong with you if you could vote for the Hildabeast?
You have such poor taste in men and such low esteem that you picked a sleazy, bent-dick lying redneck to be your husband and then had an affair with the ugliest man in existance (Web Hubbell – Chelsea’s dad).
Oh – I get it now. You are such a drunken lout that you are passed out most of the time and both of them took advantage of the situation.
I really believe that on a good day, it would take 5 of her to make a half-wit
@ Jethro
Geez,
It’ll take a month of drunkenness to get that picture of words you drew out of my head. I think I’ll start now. (Shudder)
@ Goldenfoxx: May the blessings of an entire aggrieved Nation and world shroud your head and shoulders in a mantle of sparkling, luminous gratitude!!
This doesn’t in any way compare to Goldenfoxx’s tirade, but it’s a little (somewhat vulgar) ditty that I too have had around for a while, myself:
May bloody piles torment her
And corns adorn her feet
And crabs as big as buzzards
Sit on her snatch and eat,
And when she’s old and weary,
A syphilated wreck,
May her head fall through her asshole
And break her freakin’ neck.
🙂
Miss Piggy without the charm