I hope she has started a scrapbook.
CanadaFreePress:
Hillary launches into epic laundry list of excuses for her disastrous 2016
Hillary lost for one reason, and one reason alone: Most people in most states didn’t want her to be President. Democrats like to point to the meaningless popular vote, but the bottom line is Hillary didn’t take enough states to claim the brass ring. We’ve gone over the reasons why this happened dozens of times, so we won’t rehash them here. Just know that the short answer is this: people didn’t want her in office.
That seems obvious to anyone who was paying attention in 2015 and 2016, but don’t try convincing Hillary. She’s got a laundry list of reasons that caused the implosion of her planned ascension.
Here she is, now safely “out of the woods,” blaming pretty much everyone and everything for her loss.
Here’s a few more excuses:
The dog ate my election.
I left the election in the back pocket of my jeans and Mom washed them.
Oh, I thought it was the 2020 election!
I put the election in my purse but someone must have stole it on the bus.
I loaned the election to a friend but she didn’t bring it back in time.
I wasn’t sure what they meant when they said it was my election to lose… so I lost it.
As my Pop would say, “She’s got more excuses than Carter’s got little green liver pills.”
The ad for the pantsuit forgot the “hidden IV bag pouch” and “retractable prop stick for long standing appearances”.
Who made that nasty little picture? Come on, admit it…..I’m waiting…. toe
Jolly well done!
Even when reality beat Hillary all about the head and shoulders, she still prefers to be on the de-Nile paddling in La La Land.
toe still tapping, tap, tap, tap,
Congratulations who ever you are. Good work! Having a good laugh here!
She makes Jake Blues sound like a paragon of responsibility.
The woman is checked-out, cuckoo, bonkers, whack-a-doodle, delusional, out of touch with reality, ’round the bend, out to lunch, wheels have fallen off, flipped out, freaked out, bonkers, and cracked. In a word: crazy.
Have you thanked God today that she wasn’t elected? I have.
I did the first one, Diogenes did the second one and I have no idea who did the 3rd one. I was guessing Scooter but I never found a name.
Well, she does have an actual excuse in the sense of something over which she has no control: She was born stupid and evil. Nothing she can do about that. Well, there’s always suicide.
I wuz full of gas! I got a flat chest! I didn’t have change for tuna boat! I lost my Mao Tunic at the cleaners! I locked my oxygen bottle in the limo! An old enemy came in from out of town! Someone stole my ambulance! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Republicans! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Her loss is all found in the becile that she lives in….
Every day I thank God that 51% could see past the lies, the psych cons, the lying media, the Soros coordinated propaganda machinery, and the general frailty of human nature, and said No to HRC and all she represented.
Thank you, God. May we be worthy of having been spared, and may we succeed at doing good for our world.
Amen, Rufus. Amen.
Just the lies about her health while traveling with a medical staff in a van converted into a mobile medical center which she needed when she had a full on seizure and lost her shoe on 9/11. Then coming up with nomcontagious pneumonia. Completely verifying the woman lies about everything. She can’t be honest about anything no matter how ridiculous her lies are.
She lost because she’s a Jezebel!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get out of my van!
That first meme is over the top, thanks!!!!
The NEW Hillary
Pick-A-Pantsuit Collection
Choose From:
Biblical, Grecian or Roman Pairables
NOW pre-releasing…
The Martyr Collection
While being drunk may be a way to go through life, being a ha-bitch-ual liar, with emphasis on bitch, is not a way to go through life.
I look forward to all the excuses from the 2020 Democrat candidate when President Trump takes that sucker to down too.
After all Shrillary was Jezebel (have you ever met a woman named Jezebel) to Slick Willie’s Ahab. And Ahab was a weenie while Jezebel henpecked poor Ahab to death. Where’s Elijah when you need him? In order to confront the modern day prophets of Baal, i.e. the democrap party. Maybe Trump is Elijah, who knows.