‘She pulled a 1-foot gator from her pants’

29 Comments on ‘She pulled a 1-foot gator from her pants’

1. Is she sure it wasn’t a trouser trout?

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2. And she WAS happy to see the deputy! 😉

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3. The right eye says Indica and the left eye says Sativa

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4. I’m taking the high road and avoiding the obvious snake joke.

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5. She stuffed that gator in her britches to give herself some body piercings.

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6. Heard it was a one eyed viper.

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7. Related to Cory Booker is she?

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8. She pulled a 1-foot gator from her pants…
   And man wuz he glad to be outta there!

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9. I can’t even begin to count the times I’ve done that.

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10. And it was the smallest football player Florida has ever produced.

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11. She’s lucky! The diversity in wildlife down there gives her an advantage. Us Michiganders only have squirrels and the occasional feral cat if you can catch one. Neither one a headline grabber but still loads of fun.

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12. Did they charge her with having sexual contact with an under age GATOR?

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13. I’m in *lurv*! 😆

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14. Go Gator Go Gator Go Gator Go Gator Go Gator Go Gator

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15. Damn, She got some nice Shaky Pudding.

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16. Damn, son!

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17. Yoga pants???
    I can’t believe there was enough room in there. What a croc.

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18. ‘illegally possessed wild animals.’
    Stop it, please,,,
    The most considerate descriptive representation in this story.
    MJA, you are a true wordsmith finder/seeker!
    Now time for me to check my resulting LMAO situation..

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19. did it only have one eye?

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20. Do gators get along with snappers?

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21. ^^^^^^
    Jimmy wins this thread!

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22. Don’t count if there ain’t no video of the ……event!

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23. Oh! so I shouldn’t brag about my bag of turtles and the baby alligator in my pants?

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24. ^^^ here I thought you just wanted people to ask you, is that a bag of turtles and a baby alligator in your pants?
    LOL
    Please, brag on!
    Promise I’ll never ask or want to know if your just happy to see me.

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25. Well at least her private parts don’t smell like fish, but close!

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26. is that a gator in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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27. @ no blushes,
    I have reread your comment four times now and cannot stop laughing…. I guess I am just happy to see ya.
    lol.
    and by the way, I rarely look back on posts.

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28. Why is there even a law against having an alligator in your pants?
    Is this so common they passed a law against it?

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29. Uncle Al – if it had been stuffed down the BACK of her yoga pants it woulda been a Croc Of Shit, I tells ya!

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