Shoplifter Tries To Fool Security Into Thinking She Is Wheeling Baby Around

17 Comments on Shoplifter Tries To Fool Security Into Thinking She Is Wheeling Baby Around

1. lol either that or sweet baby Jason.

2. Its a booby not a baby.

3. So a stuffed animal walked into a bra. Any moron could see that’s a fake kid. Was that a Wally World or K Mart she was shoplifting from?

4. That thing couldn’t fool Mr Magoo.

5. “…scented candles, sweets and an electric toothbrush…”
   Clearly, she was destitute and needed these to survive while hunkered down inside the cardboard box under the bridge.

6. I see a contest….
   Whose face could be on the bra cup?
   Someone who isn’t really what he/she claims to be?
   I vote obummer – toilet baby.
   https://iotwreport.com/the-original-toilet-baby-episode-of-the-obamas/
   .

7. And when the next baby carriage has a bomb wheeled by a suicide Moslem, they’ll regret lifting the travel ban. Wait for it. 🙁

8. @ cfm990

   It fooled Helen Keller.

9. She should have just drawn a face on a piece of toast. She would have duped many dopes.

10. Stevie Wonder wouldn’t even buy it.

11. Good that the security officers were abreast of the situation.

12. next time use a black baby

13. Too bad she wasn’t stealing cantaloupe, too! She could’ve filled out that baby’s head a lot better!

14. What an ‘uplifting’ story!

15. The baby’s face went from 32 A to a 36 C!

16. Nail it I tell you.

17. This is not the baby you are looking for…….