This is real. There is an app being launched for Catholics so they can more efficiently confess their sins.
It’s officially called the Catholic App, but is comically being called Sinder, a play on Tinder.
The app also claims to be of benefit to dioceses by increasing the number of Catholics attending churches.
Developers say it will help younger Catholics – particularly in the age group 18 to 55 – to be more engaged in dioceses, as they most utilize smartphones and tablets as well as saving on printing costs.
Among the weekly inspiration quotes is: ‘Only when we meet the living God in Christ do we know what life is.’
To access the app you must swipe right, left, up then down. (Okay, I made that part up.)
ripe for blackmail, but- whatever floats your boat. lol
I bet joe biden and nancy pelosi have accounts. Wonder what they have confessed?
Joey the vice preezy – I’ve been calling Michelle ‘daddy’ because I’m mad at her. But please don’t hold it against me, Santa.
Google is slapping its collective forehead wondering how they missed this golden opportunity.
“Pope” RED COMMIE Francis
B>approved.
(/s…I hope)
God save us.
I’m too busy streaming life, ain’t nobody got time for this!
Sounds like they are rewriting the Bible. Mine says “confess with your mouth”, not your damned cell phone.
😉
Cell phone always goes in back pocket before entering confessional. Not sure what to do about butt dialing though.
“Forgive me father for I have sinned.
It’s been 15,000 years since my last confession.
I killed and ate a megalodon.”
“Was it a Friday?”
“No.”
“Then go in peace. You are absolved my son.”
“In nomine TiMobilis, et Verizoni, et Sprintus Sancti. Amen.”
Actually that should say “Yes”. stupid brain thing
My wife was an ex Catholic. She told me sometimes when she was growing up and had to go to confession that she would make stuff up sometimes in order to have something to confess to the Priest. And this from someone who almost became a Nun. Large catholic families tended to have at least one girl become a Nun and my brother in law, a Seattle cop for over 30 yrs. wanted to be a Jesuit Priest. Her favorite movie by the way was The Trouble With Angels, she was a very rebellious Catholic. Me, being totally Protestant through and through I never understood and still don’t understand Catholicism.
OT alert:
I hi-jack this thread for two reasons, one good, one bad. Two historical things happened on this day that are worth mentioning. The bad is this is the day JFK died. I did share BFH’s i-phone video today on my insignificant FB page.
The good is, the most beautiful woman to grace this planet turned 58 today, Jamie Lee Curtis! She has been married to the same guy since 1984!
Mt JLC post is being shared by the hundreds, the JFK thing nobody even looked at…
My conclusion, Boobies matter…
Completely hilarious. I’m Catholic and sending kids to Catholic school to escape publics. But really… I guess there’s an app for everything. Can’t see doing first Reconciliation on an app.
I’m not catholic, but if my Rabbi calls let me know.