One of the provisions in Article I Section 9 is Clause 8, which prohibits the federal government from bestowing titles of nobility. They had enough of that in England.
Wiki- One of the first issues that the United States Senate dealt with was the title of president. Vice President John Adams called the senators’ attention to this pressing procedural matter. Most senators were averse to calling the president anything that resembled the titles of European monarchs, yet John Adams proceeded to recommend the title: “His Highness, the President of the United States, and Protector of their Liberties,” an attempt to imitate the titles of the British monarch: “By the Grace of God, of Great Britain, France and Ireland, King, Defender of the Faith, Prince-Elector of Hannover, Duke of Brunswick” and the French monarch: “By the Grace of God, Most Christian King of France and Navarre.” Some senators favored “His Elective Majesty” or “His Excellency” (the latter of which would become the standard form of address for elected presidents of later republics). James Madison, a member of the House of Representatives, would have none of it. He declared that the pretentious European titles were ill-suited for the “genius of the people” and “the nature of our Government.”
That won’t stop me from giving the democrats their duly earned titles-
Sir Render – This was given to Obama when he decreed that manufacturing jobs were not coming back.
Sir Perfluous – I award this title to every other dem who comes along that is indistinguishable from the dope that preceded them.
Sir Cus – The title of every clown in the democrat primary field.
Sir Miser – The oft seen dem who jumps the gun on a story, only look like an asshole a mere 24 hours later.
Sir Prise – The 1st dem who will change gender while in office.
Sir Veillance – The Dishonorable Robert Mueller.
Sir Tax – All of them, really.
Sir Rhosis – Any Kennedy
Sir Rogate – Whoever the dude was that fathered the Obama children.
Earl Leevoting – Voter fraud specialist
Count Terculture – Pete Buttigeig
…The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy already did an episode on King Tooten Pootin that could apply to Obama…(at 12:04)
https://youtu.be/EFPhw1dEMwY
Count Terculture – Pete Buttigeig
Wouldn’t that be Sir Gay? Oddly enough the name of his “husband”.
SUPERB!!
And, how about Sir Cum’spect for the “mayor” and for #44?
Duke E. Chutes….Mayor Pete
Dame Nevercouldwin…Hillary
Duchess of Huh?…Nancy Pelosi
Duke of Huh?…Joe Biden
Queen of the Cherokee….Lizzy Warren
Sir Vile
Sir Kuljerc….any democrat meeting.
Secretary Ott, horse-face John Kerry
Sir Loin- Mayor Pete
Sir Charge – Bernie Sanders
Earl Isbad: Ocasio-Cortez
Bernie Sanders, Count Yermony.
The Duchess of Oil- Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Sir Tifiable — Lawrence O’Donnell
Sir Vical – Chaz Bono
Sir Vay – Frank Luntz
Duke Akis – Any dem who does a campaign killing photo op.
Marchioness of Hotmess- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Cabeza de Vaca Trinidad y Tobago)
Sir Cumference Jerry Nadler
Prince of Whale Jerry Nadler
Duke EnCover: honorary title to Rachel Maddow for backpedaling on her Russian collusion series.
Sir Uptitious – Brennan at CIA
Sir Lee-Bastard –> McCain
Lord of the Lies:
Brian Williams, Jim Acosta, Joy Reid, April Ryan, Don Lemon, Chris Wallace, Juan Williams….aw crips….when can I stop….
Sir Lunch-A-Lot: Michael Moore
Lady Coo-Coo FerCocoaPuffs – Alexandria Ocasio
MJA
Jerry of Nadler !
King Leer Bill Clinton
Sir Vivor anybody who deat with Hillary and wasn’t killed
Emperor Palpitating – Greezy Joe Biden
Sir Mountable …….. Mrs Buttigieg
King Gorge Al Gore
Sir Cumvent …..Barry owebama
Sir Cumstance …..Moochies pose after the deed
Sir Cumnavigator…Mayor Pete
Sir Gical….Bradley Manning
Sir Vitude….any body on Little St James Island or NVIXM payroll
Sir Gal-I-Had – Bill Clinton
This is brilliant.
Count Yermoney
Queen Isafella: Michelle 0bama
Count Caboose..Mayor Pete
Lady Gene Italwart …AOC
Sir Run Away Brow Jerry nadler
I thot Mayor Pete wuz the Feckless Count.
Sir Sass-N-Scratch – Mike Obama
(see IOTWr archives. Big Mike’s trip to Indonesia)
Sir Sniffs Alot Biden
The Imperial Princess of Donkey Dung Hillary Clinton
Madame Butt Hurt Fly – Ilhan Omar
The Duke Of Oil Spills – Barry Obama
The Impotentate – Chuck Schumer
Ma Damn Yer Ugly – Rashida Tlaib
Lady Caca En La Cabeza – AOC
Madam Heidi Fleece – Liz Warren
Queen Lo Info Teefuh – Frederica Wilson
You forgot the King’s “z” there in his title… 🙄
Hugh Mungusfuckhead. Barry Obama
Hugh MungusAss. Mooch Obama
Jack Meeoff. Slick Willy Clinton
Port au Prince Valiant – Bill Clinton
Julius Squeezer – Joe Biden
The Re-Count Of Florida – Al Gore
The Sultan Of Brown Eye – Pete Butt E Gig
The Baroness Of Urban Defacation – Nancy Pelosi
Czar Cigar: William Clinton
Sub Prime Minister – Barney Frank
Despit Despot – Maxine Waters
Ayatollah Assahola – John No Name McStain