Sorry About This One… – IOTW Report

Sorry About This One…


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  1. “Michael Hay
    Dec 25
    Replying to
    Isn’t that child abuse? Where is it? Call child protective services!?!?!”

    …Child Services is busy terminating parental rights of parents who don’t celebrate this as good and desirable and parents who prevent their children from doing the same and worse, even to the extent of self-mutilation, sterilization, and suicide.

    No help there.

  2. “24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

    25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

    26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.”
    Romans 1:24-27

  3. He’s a noodle neck so I figure a…uh…size 14 neck ought to do. Pretty winpy feller but we want it to hurt pretty bad, so about 500 pounds should be plenty, gives ‘im some time to think about it on the way to the bottom of the sea…

  4. “WTH?”

    What The Hell is RIGHT!

    This is one of my specially groomed minions spawned in my abode, seen here fulfilling my purpose by corrupting the next generation of my despised Father’s creations. Notice how he suckles the foolish child with empty fake nipples, just as I have my fake religions worldwide suckle idiot “faithful xxxtians” with the form of religion with nothing but empty false doctrines to nurture them.

    Observe especially my minion himself! I have so warped what my Father thought good that it doesn’t even know what it is, or truly who it serves! It has mangled its body and traded its soul to try to curry favor with me…ME…like I’m somehow going to give two shits for something I myself corrupted, it and SO many others!

    Observe then, this masterpiece of my deceit, for here indeed is one I TRULY deceived! He is so cozened that THIS actually gives him PLEASURE!

    The fool. To think that I would share MY kingdom with ANYONE, let alone a weakling like HIM!

    Him and SO MANY others now.

    It’s like they don’t even KNOW me, so imagine their surprise when I greet them in death with the worst of the hell my so-called Father created for ME!

    Foolish mortals. I will burn them all, FOREVER.

  5. explain the plastic nipples on his nipples. If he’s LITERALLY a woman, why is this needed?

    Side bar, have you seen the freaks that are freezing ketchup in the shape of a roll of nickels? They jam it up inside so they can menstruate as it melts.

  6. ecp, up their rears or their fake vaginas? Is that why boys need tampons in the boys’ restrooms? I just thought it was because they’re homos who want a cotton butt plug.

  7. MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!
    Can anyone doxx this perv?
    Then this problem can be dealt with suitably, at a distance, undetectable.

  8. @ Satan,
    As pointed out by my Brother recently in conversation, according to your guy Mephistopheles, humans don’t need your help…


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