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And you and your dog aren’t French.
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Don’t call me Sir, I work for a living.
Marcie calls Peppermint Patty ‘Sir’ 🙂
I had the sound turned down, and for a second, I thought this was another Mark Dice escapade. Dang. Iwas hoping for his Brian Stelter voice
get a helmet
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
“Do I make you nervous?”
Private Faggot:
“Don’t call me Sir”
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
“Sir? what the fuk? I’ll call you Private ASSHOLE?”
What a spoiled twat he is. I feel bad for the dog.
Yeah… the cat skeedaddled a year ago!
In submarines we said “Don’t call me sir, my parents were married!”
“Gee, sir. Sorry about that, sir.”
“You know what, sir?
Maybe you should stay home and never go out in public again.”
“Sir.”
He is right of course, Sir is incorrect, how bout: fag, poser, dipshit, narcissist, freak show, cocksucker. Will that do?
Until she gets a visit from Elana Bobbitt, It’s sir.
I’ll try to be gender neutral, ASSHOLE! COCKSUCKER! TWAT WAFFLE!
Is that acceptable? WELL TOO BAD IF IT ISN’T!
One comment – “A knife to the heart and a boot to the balls.” LOL
Wonder how much spit he eats?
If yer gonna pretend to be a gal, then you should use a pretend-gal voice, rather than your MAN VOICE. Good grief these A-HOLES want everything both ways.
“Nut job” should be a good pronoun, double entendre and all…
kuckng funt! I know some of these people and their narcissism is maddening.
FJB
A couple weeks back I walked into my local Safeway store and stumble across some weird looking 70 plus year old guy with an even weirder old queen hanging on his arm. The bitch was dressed in 1970 era pink hot pants, women’s shoes, and some weird blouse. The cheeks of his ass are hanging out of the back of the hot pants. Some lady rushed over and went off. “There’s children in here and you’re dressed inappropriately.” Yada yada yada. I chipped in and said nobody wants to see some old mans ass hanging out. Which he replied, I am not a man. The woman who was already all over his dumb ass went off. “If you’ve gotta a dick you’re a man. Don’t think you can move from San Fransisco and pull the same shit here. It’s not happening. They split. Interesting thing is the male portion of this rolling shit show never said jack shit. Later I found out that they did indeed just move from San Fransisco.
Is using the word freak a pronoun? How about Sir Freak, will that do. Why not, the Brits knight queers like Elton John and made him Sir Elton. Sir is a pronoun that is made and should only be used for people who deserve respect and not for every Tom, Dick and Harry just because they belong to a politically correct victim group like this freak.
It, or Thing.
I call the fat ones Sir Cumferance…
Damn attention whore.
Here’s your pronoun: Dumb/Ass. Don’t dignify these sick bastards.
IT’S IRONIC TO HEAR THIS DUDE ACCUSING PEOPLE OF “MISGENDERING”
GOOD JOB, SIR
I think it’s a scam….
Man dresses up as woman goes….
to restaurant and uses his “man” voice….
gets called “Sir” and calls the manager….
Does his manager complaint get freebies….????
Dude, that’s a dude!
https://youtu.be/ijIfNwqzdzs?si=UI8DpZ7lmCO2ywYZ
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“You have the right to choose what pronouns you want to use, correct? Well so do I. I simply don’t care what pronouns you want me to use, I’ll pick the ones I want to use. I don’t want to talk to you at all, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.”
I can play this game.
I am a retired USAF Master Sargent. My preferred pronouns are “Sir” and “Master Sargent” which can be shortened to “Master”.
I haven’t been asked for my pronouns yet, thank the Lord, but if I ever am asked, my reply will be, “My pronouns are I and me.”
me, myself and I
Wow. What kind of person takes videos of themselves every time they sit down to eat?
LOL – this never gets old – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgiOjhkiuhw
Slap it across the face with a flounder.
Fuck (metaphorically) that stupid, narcissistic, mentally-disturbed asshole.
It shouldn’t go out in public if it doesn’t want to be insulted – it’s a freak.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
These assholes prey on the service sector employees who are just trying to do their job and make some money.
They are the ultimate Karens, “I want to speak to the manager”.
Manager should have said: “Fuck Off, Eat Shit, and Die – go pollute some other beanery.”
Or: “Try the cafeteria in the mosque.”
Never apologize, never explain.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
“I’m sorry, but you will have to leave. We do not serve crazy people here.”
“I’m sorry. It’s just a real kick in the cods when I get called that.”