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Jacksonville man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver’s seat of his car, police said.

WJXT reported that Cedrick Jelks, 38, was taken to Memorial Hospital by Shanekia Roberts, 25, who told police that Jelks was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.

She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

She said Jelks told her he sat on the gun, which accidentally went off.

Police were called to the hospital just before 3 a.m. because of the gunshot wound.

Investigators found that Jelks was convicted of cocaine possession in 2004.

It’s possible he will be facing charges for possessing a firearm, because he is a convicted felon.

21 Comments on Sounds Fishy

  1. The reporter gives the irrelevant model of car, but not the essential model/caliber of the mystery firearm.
    That’s what’s wrong with Journalism today.

    “Cedrick” and “Shaneka”. You just can’t make this ethnic humor up.

  2. Not buying it.

    My Spidey senses say this is a lame cover story and not the actual truth of how it got shot.

    I’m having trouble working out the physics. I have sat on one of my hand guns before. The barrel is not ever going to point in the direction of little Do4. Maybe some back part of my butt, legs or knees, but the bullet would have to make a right angle turn to hit anything above it. And if it was pointed directly towards the rear when sat on – how did it not tear up his whole taint area? At least something more than the penis would also be affected in a sit-bang situation.

    It’s more likely he shoved it in his waistline Mexican carry style and it went off as he re-positioned it to keep it from falling through. Even then, how did nothing else get affected?

  3. Police called to the hospital at 3 a.m. So what’s he doin sitting outside in his car a 3 a.m. ? Snortin coke? Living out in the rural West, I guess I’m out of touch with what the ‘Cedricks” of the world do out in their parked cars at 3 in the morning.

  4. Happens all the time.
    I remember once when I sat on my .455 Webley and it went off (of its own volition) and the slug lodged in the side of my dick. Well, considering the massiveness of my cock, it was little more than a pin-prick. And fortunately, a little skinny half-black community organizer happened by who offered to suck it out for two bits.

  5. Rufus,
    Like yesterday, when Neil Cavuto kept insisting the doctor who was shooting people in the hospital used an M16.
    Very unlikely that a civilian doctor would have an Army m16.

  6. The bullet would have to first pass through his trousers, curve all the way around his buttocks, make a 90 degree turn to avoid hitting the testicles – in midair, mind you – and then finally strike Cedrick in the penis.

    That is one magic bullet!😅

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