Spam In a Box: NYC Store Locks Up Food To Prevent Theft – IOTW Report

Spam In a Box: NYC Store Locks Up Food To Prevent Theft

Robberies are up nearly 40 percent in NYC and the Port Authority Duane Reade has had to lock up many foodstuffs, including Spam, ham, and tuna.

30 Comments on Spam In a Box: NYC Store Locks Up Food To Prevent Theft

  1. Spam, Spam, Spam, tuna, sardines and more Spam. What’s to keep the thieves from just stealing the entire box with the Spam etc, inside of it? Do they lock down the meat cases as well? Do criminal mimes steal Spam sealed inside of a clear plastic box?

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  2. This stupid locking up of food while letting criminals go free without any amount of consequence is the scheme cooked up by “EMPOWERING” HUCKSTER HOCHUL and UNCLE ERIC. The idea is to make victims and control of NY’s citizenry. Folks still over there in that filthy dump should get out asap before the reigning and fear-peddling despots ban travel out of the city or state. Potential tourists/visitors are strongly advised NOT to enter into that high-cost disgusting disease-saturated city where the very air will kyll you where you stand. Nothing to see there except violence and filth.

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  3. Food troubles are just beginning. Remember, control is easier when the population is divided, disarmed and near starvation.
    FJB

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  4. Things are getting pretty bad if peeps are stealing Spam (ground up pig lips and dicks).

    But then, fuck NYC – they got what they voted for.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  5. You ainโ€™t seen nothing yet. Food inflation is set to take off in a few months when the pricing of this years food production kicks in. I will not be surprised to see armed thieves robbing people in grocery parking lots in bigger cities for their food or following people home.

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  6. aircubed
    AUGUST 2, 2022 AT 7:25 AM
    “I requested an armed security escort when I bought eggs last week.”

    You BOUGHT eggs? I have chickens for that.

    Factory fresh product from an ill tempered facility.

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  7. Don’t get me wrong, raising chickens can be expensive too, especially if your wife treats them like pets. But the eggs are better and plentiful, and once they stop making them you have chicken for dinner instead of eggs for breakfast.

    But you DO have to make their decisions for them, though.

    ALL their decisions…

    https://youtu.be/JRpci-eJEVQ

    …heavy is the head that scoops the poop…

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  8. That stuff is every where in Hawaii, it’s one of the main staples there. I think it goes back to WWII days and SPAM was a good potable meat. I have a few cans of the stuff in my JIC pantry. I figure I can always barter with the stuff ITSHTF.

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  9. @Anonymous: “armed thieves robbing people in grocery parking lots in bigger cities for their food or following people home.”

    It won’t matter where you live, hunger will be every where. I dare them to follow me home, I have a body bag waiting for them.

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  10. Being mugged for your food on the way to the parking lot is already happening. They do tend to pick on the elderly or women.
    They don’t need to be armed, but you do.
    We haven’t seen nothing yet,they are just starting.

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  11. Reading this makes me hungry for some good old fashioned Hawaiian gas station, warmed under the lights all day, delicious, Spam musubi. The Hawaiian hot dog.

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