Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen – IOTW Report

Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen

BabylonBee:

ATLANTA, GA — Rightful Governor of Georgia Stacey Abrams announced that she will succeed Elizabeth II as the Queen of England only moments after the announcement of the Queen’s death.

“It is with a heavy heart that I accept my new responsibility as England’s new Queen,” said Abrams solemnly. “They say ‘heavy is the head that wears the crown,’ but my head was already heavy, so I’m used to it.” more

28 Comments on Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen

  1. I think AOC should demand to be their Queen, just so she can yammer about how THEY hate women and people of color too.

    Why restrict her hatered and ignorance to just us?

    The whole world should enjoy her for what she is…

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  2. I doubt very seriously that her heart is large enough to be considered heavy. She meant to say “It is with a (very) heavy body that I accept my new responsibility as England’s new Queen”

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  3. I dunno about her heart, but you can take any sense of decency the democRATs may have, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room for three caraway seeds and Stacey’s brain!

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  4. Make that 3 seats, the 3rd seat is so all that extra flab can spill over. And who would want to be seated next to this lard ass on a plane to anywhere. It would have to be someone really small and skinny weighing about 95 pounds and even then, she’d still probably crush that person to death. Why don’t we just give her the nickname of The Crusher. She’d be great in roller derby crushing all her opponents to death just by her sheer size and weight. Just don’t let her wear Spandex, that would be cruel and unusual punishment to have to look at that.

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  5. TRF
    SEPTEMBER 10, 2022 AT 9:19 AM
    “I dunno about her heart…”

    …in order to achieve that girth and be able to move it, there must be a concomitant growth of the heart and circulatory system to accommodate it. This growth, also seen in some athletes who drive their bodies hard enough to require greater volume, is not particularly heathy, i.e. an “enlarged heart” that also develops structural weaknesses is frequently the result, weaknesses that can include things like aneurysms, arrhythmias, etc., without even getting into the ancillary issues unhealthy body mass causes like diabetes and arteriole blockages.

    Without speaking to the romantic useage of “a big heart” like someone with compassion and empathy would have (she does not), it IS factually true that fat people have a heart that weights more physically on autopsy, both because of the growth and the plaques and things in it.

    “A first idea of heart size can be obtained radiologically by measuring the cardiothoracic ratio (CTR). The postmortem CTR is influenced by body mass index (BMI) and the heart dilatation that could be related to perimortem phenomena”
    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00428-021-03038-0

    …this change is so profound that if a fat person loses weight too quickly, their overdeveloped cardiovascular system may cause them trouble itself if it s
    does not have time to readjust. Your heart can kill you as you try to get healthier for it.

    …all of this is just to say that Chubba Bubble here does, factually, have a heavy heart.

    all the time.

    …but somehow this fails to kill her. Guess the devil still finds her useful, pretty hard to explain otherwise…

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  6. Today’s Babylon Bee has an article that reads, America’s offer to trade Biden for Queen Elizabeth still stands. The Brits won’t take him or the 2 others being AOC and Alec Baldwin as part of the trade either. They’d rather have a recently deceased Queen rather than a brain-dead retard as their leader. And besides Prince now King (green weenie) Upchuck may give joey a run for the money as the most incompetent leader of the free world.

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  7. SNS – my reference to the size of her heart was using imagery in the \”romantic\” sense that you mentioned. Not the actual physical sense. You know, kinda like the Grinch\’s heart that grew three sizes that day.

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  8. That race baiting, voter suppression claiming, cow that flosses her teeth with a 2×4 will be the next Gov. of GA if we can’t stop the cheating! I don’t know if another state will take me if that occurs. On a side note she writes romance novels under a pseudonym. I bet there are sicko libs that pleasure themselves listening to her audio books(gak). Anyhow her teeth would make her fit in well in the UK if she doesn’t tip it over.

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