What the …No. Stacy Abrams in Star Trek

She plays the president of the United Earth on the season 4 finale of “Star Trek: Discovery.”

So globalism prevails, and a racist is the president.

So very woke the Star Trek franchise is.

My favorite comment–>

Gurtius Maximus– “In a world where our President is elected by how many MoonPies you can eat in one hour”

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72 Comments on What the …No. Stacy Abrams in Star Trek

  1. Democrats LOVE to pretend like they’re President when they clearly are NOT.

    We have a really bad case of that in the White House right now.

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  2. …it’s the wrong SiFi series.

    She was BORN to play Vladimir Harkonnen in DUNE.

    …althogh I’m sure the grips that would have to pull the cables to make the Baron “fly” are VERY grateful she DIDN’T…

    Xxxxs://64.media.tumblr.com/cc5513b5c56f02589b2671478a8c31be/d9a24f9aaaec467c-6b/s400x600/2779c15d42e2dec2cbb63f160d7793ca1417cb20.gifv

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  3. …although she could do a star turn as both of the humpback whales if they ever decide to do a remake of Star Trek IV…

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  4. What happened in the Star Trek universe? It used to be all you would see are attractive, fit people.

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  5. At least in space you can be weightless and save the wear and tear on your body hauling around all that lard.

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  6. …maybe she should work for the Weyland Corporation instead?

    …you know, “In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream”…

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  7. MissInMi
    MARCH 19, 2022 AT 8:23 PM
    “Why couldn’t they make her a red shirt?”

    …Not enough red dye.

    …in
    …the
    …world.

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  8. What’s she do in show… sit around belching and stuffing chicken wings in her yap… grease dripping off her chins?

    “Corn Pop (BELCH!), was a bad dude!”

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  9. “Git yo white ass outta the way, where’s the muthafukin’ BUFFET???
    I hope Gene Roddenberry comes back to haunt the stupid commie mofo’s that thought this shit was “the next step”!

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  10. You will not see or hear Captain James T. Kirk utter the words,
    “Space the Final Frontier,Where No Man Has Gone Before” In this movie.
    Nope he will say “Spock That is A Black Hole,Reverse Engines Warp factor 10 Mr. Sulu set course for the Orions green slave babes.
    Look her up.

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  11. That’s not a planet, it’s a death star! (Yes, I know – wrong franchise) And Whoopi was on The Next Generation.

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  12. Kirk: MORE POWER, SCOTTY!

    Scotty: I’M GIVIN”ER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN! THESE WEE LITTLE ENGINES CANNAE STAN THE STRAIN! SOMEONE HAS THE FOOD REPLICATORS SET TO OVERLOAD!

    Kirk: SPOCK! SCAN FOR HOSTILE LIFE FORMS!

    Spock: Scanning…There is a large creature in the galley, roughly humanoid but with far more flesh than the breed usually exhibits. Scanners say its girth is increasing exponentially and it will consume all the mass of this ship and everyone on it in 2 minutes, 59 seconds.

    Kirk; MCCOY, DID YOU COPY? GET DOWN TO THE GALLEY AND SEE IF YOU CAN DISTRACT THAT THING WITH WHEAT THINS AND SWEATING TO THE OLDIES!

    Bones: DAMMIT JIM, I’M A DOCTOR, NOT RICHARD SIMMONS!

    Scotty: THE SHIP CANNAE STAND THE STRAIN FROM THE BOUNCING!

    Spock: I concur, Captain. These deck plates will structually fail if that much mass induces a shock load in that relatvely small area.

    Kirk: COMPUTER! WHAT ARE OUR OPTIONS?

    Computer: “Processing…processing”

    (Silence)

    Spock: “10 seconds, Captain.

    Kirk: COMPUTER!

    Computer: “Brace for impact”

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  13. @ResistWeMuch:

    “your president is so fat…”

    …your President so fat, when there’s a round of talks, she sits AROUND the talks!

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  14. @ResistWeMuch:

    “your president is so fat…”

    …your president so fat, they can use her mass to slingshot around the Sun to go back in time to prevent her birth!

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  15. …your president so ugly, they can put her behind the ship as a repulsive shield to scare Klingons torpedos away.

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  16. Her shape and mass is like the Space Dock in Star Trek III.

    Coincidence?

    I think NOT…

    Xxxxs://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/20/9a/b0209a82f57ee554d5844042fddb3a54–starfleet-ships-start-trek.jpg

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  17. Seems like they want to make it the series finale, because this nonsense has worked out so well for other show.

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  18. Disconcerting Captain .. Apparently this planet seeks to assauge feelings of guilt for historical oppression of its melanin-enhanced inhabitants by portraying morbidly obese females of said group as fictional persons of influence and discernment

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  19. “When did Stark Trek get all woke and retarded?”

    September 28, 1987

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  20. Ack! Star Trek Discovery is utterly unwatchable dreck. We made it through two seasons somehow. Awful!!! You just want to throw things at the TV. Horrible characters and acting.

    If they screw up Christopher Pike’s series, Strange New Worlds, with the actor who starred in Hell on Wheels, I will spit nails. Ban millennials from writing Star Trek and hand it to GenX who grew up with it and respect the history and characters. FFS!!!

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  21. According to Stephen Hawking’s theorem about black holes, The black hole area theorem, it is impossible for the surface area of a black hole to decrease over time. This rule interests physicists because it is closely related to another rule that appears to set time to run in a particular direction: the second law of thermodynamics, which states that the entropy, or disorder, of a closed system must always increase. Because a black hole’s entropy is proportional to its surface area, both must always increase.

    Tank Abrams may have been predicted back in 1971. Not only was Dr. Hawking a brilliant man, but I’m thinking he was a soothsayer to boot. 🤔

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  22. 250 years into the future and We Still Don’t Have a Diet Pill or Obesity under control?

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  23. Have they ended famine in the future or did she just eat all the Tribbles in the cargo bay?

    Geezes, they have lousy dental in the future too.

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  24. Every picture I’ve seen of her in that stupid hairdo has her standing there with the same dumb look on her face.
    The makeup artists and costumers couldn’t do better?
    That dress looks like they got a tent at Cabela’s and modified it slightly.

    Haven’t watched this series.
    Stewart said he did it because he, (a Brit) hates Trump.
    Everyone said they gave him fight scenes and it was painful to watch.
    It’s been canceled so they can now jump the shark.
    Star Trek went woke and broke.

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  25. …too bad Checkov wasn’t in that episode. They could have explained how she got “elected” President of the World because he had provided golden showeres for her opponent, even though it was all a lie.

    Also, about that “President of the World” election.

    The Dominion is very much a player in Star Trek, and very evil too.

    Did THEY select her to be President?

    …guess that old saying about “plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose”, or “the more things change, the more they stay the same” applies to future Democrat election theft as well…

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  26. …put simply, this is proof that Democrats are still stealing elections in the 23rd century, and still willing to sell their citizens out to universalists as well.

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  27. Lord, I apologize for laughing so hard at Stacey Abrams being the “President of Earf” and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinnea, Amen.

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  28. …Out of the bowels of Jupiter came the President, Queen, Empress, and Lard of the Universe, Stacy Abrams.

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  29. “Tank” Abrams going where every Demwit leftist politician has gone before – playing out a delusion of grandeur.

    LOL! So caught up in her fantasy as president, Abrams didn’t notice that her costume confirms why she’s sarcastically nicknamed “Tank”.

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