AList: Stephen Hawking has sure achieved some of the greatest and rarest of feats in astrophysics, but there is one wish the 74-year-old is still hoping to realise. The professor wishes to become a “pop culture icon”.
Well, that’s not it. As ironic as the wish sounds, the theoretical physicist feels the best way to achieve the same is by making an appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. more
First he gets butt enhancement surgery, then a special episode of “Drooling on the Kardashians” in 3… 2…
Take it easy, Hawk, think this through. You’re in MUCH better company while you’re on “The Simpsons.”
From the article:
“David Muir asked Hawking about his role in the pop culture scene. To which the astrophysicist jokingly said, ‘I won’t feel like a true pop culture icon until I’ve been on the Kardashians.'”
So the guy makes a joke and that somehow translates into an actual wish to become a “pop culture icon” by making an appearance on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”???
In the words of Daffy Duck, “It is to laugh”…
As The KimButt twerks in his face, Hawking could be hittin’ a beat on his synthesizer.
So, “Big Bang Theory” wasn’t enough?
Hawking wants Kim to bend over so he can see an actual black hole up close.
Now that’s FUNNY!!! ^^^^^^^
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We’ll see how smart he is by requiring him to calculate the mass of Kim’s ass………..he’ll need a biiiiig computer.
He should shoot for his own fake reality show.
The first thing he’ll need to do is amateur porn.
Then he and his siblings and his mom will will need to screw all the studio executives, all their friends, and probably all the various and assorted advertising executives, too.
Then he’ll get his own fake reality show, where he and his siblings will need to screw every black dude in the rap segment of the music industry and in professional basketball – to set an awful example for pre-teen girls to attempt to mimic.
Then his step father will need to go insane and surgically mutilate himself into a pathetic mockery of a woman.
I think he should call his show ‘The Aristocrats,’ but I have come to suspect that Kardashians is a Persian synonym for aristocrats.
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Hasn’t he been on South Park and the Simpsons? Doesn’t that make him a pop culture icon?
Who does he think he is? Obama?
Maybe he could piss all over Kim…..