In a vote on who should be part of the social studies curriculum for their State, The Board of Education in Texas decided that the lives of Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller need not be required, while evangelist Billy Graham was added. ” “Eliminating Clinton from the requirements will save teachers 30 minutes of instructional time, the work group estimated, and eliminating Keller will save 40 minutes.” More
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Insert Helen Keller joke here, she’s still unavailable for comment. And all they need to know about Hellary is Trump won and she lost.
I think Billy Grahams cousin is Jerry lee Lewis.
Got both ends of the spectrum covered with that family.
And Oral Roberts or Jimmy Swaggart (I know it was one of them), as well I think Jerry Lee Lewis was everyone’s cousin.
And saved the children multiple hours in tramping through the bibliographies!
Tell the chillun’ Billy Graham and Davy Crockett opened for Santana at Woodstock.
I told Helen Keller she was being dropped in Texas classrooms by the Board of Ed.
I’m still tapping the news on her hand in Morse Code, so I’ll be back with her reaction later. Bye for now.
“The Story of My Life” by Helen Keller was a true masterpiece. And no, it was not political.
Her book is a top 20 or top 50 all time read imo.
I always thought Oral Roberts University was a school for gay men named Bob.
Hellen Keller took a speed reading course but kept getting blisters on her fingers from the braille.
@ Hambone
That joke’s as old as her cat Rover.
i thought it was her dog Pussie
I thot is wuz her Rhino Fluffy
YIKES! Wrong reason. You should choose curriculum for its value, not the time it takes to teach it.
DANG! They should have picked someone who really matters to the history of the earth, like MARTIN LUTHER
Oh no! The teachers won’t be able to GUSH over Hillary Clinton for 30 minutes. My guess is they will carve out 30 minutes somewhere else and do so anyway.
Why was Helen Keller’s leg wet? Her dog was blind too. If she fell down in the woods, would anyone hear her? Why did her dog commit suicide? Because his name was Urrgghurrghur! I’m sorry and trying not to be mean but Helen Keller jokes are funny.
Helen Keller responds to news she’s out of the curriculum in Texas schools:
“I’ll see about that.” 👿