Unable to comment on the “Duck Dynasty” controversy last week due to my hectic Kwanzaa schedule, I am able to sweep in at the end and comment on the commentary.
GLAAD instantly condemned Robertson’s totally accurate rendition of Holy Scripture as “vile.” With refreshing originality, CNN’s Piers Morgan called Robertson a “vile bigot.”
And it’s not just “vile” to cite Holy Scripture. Evidently, it’s also vile not to appreciate the joys of anal sex.
What seemed to set liberals off as much as Robertson’s Biblical summaries was his statement that he doesn’t find anal sex appealing. He said:
“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
So now, not only do we all have to support gay marriage, gay wedding cakes and gay soldiers — but we also have to agree that anal sex sounds peachy! It’s like being denounced for saying you prefer vanilla ice cream to chocolate.
To paraphrase an old Jewish line: This is not good for the gays.
Gays have gone from being the bullied to the bullies — a modern American phenomenon detailed in my book “Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America.”
Yes, we know you used to be unfairly victimized. But being beaten up for being gay is simply not the same as having to endure hearing someone opine that anal sex isn’t his cup of tea.
A roiling cloud of gay fatigue has come creeping in on little cat feet.
Apologies to Carl S.
Hopefully, Ann has given up her dream candidate Christie.
First college students, then blacks, then ugly women, now faggots. There is no one the Left won’t weaponize to destroy the Republic.
Lessee…Piers has blasted off a few rounds on an AR-15 to prove how evil it is, and he’s taken some cricket pitches to the body to prove…something. And Katie Couric had a colonoscopy on TV to show us the wonders of medical technology.
I’m thinking Piers needs to take it up the ass on camera to prove his professed homophilia.
I’m danish by descent, and most interested in my heritage. I am drawn to books, movies and subjects Danish. (even some actors)
I told my daughter that if I was being inundated with Danish subjects in every way possible, I would just have to rebel the same way I rebelled years ago against all things homosexual or lesbian (I refuse to use the word gay in the perverted way it is now used).
I am sick to death of perfectly fine movies and TV shows having the obligatory gay character or plot line or even an aside reference included. Books I can vet, but being blindsided is why I often remove a show from my viewing list forever.
I really think there may be more Danes in the U.S. than homosexuals, though they are obviously not concentrated in the power centers of media.
And I am still of the mind that this unprecedented push for the worship of homosexuality, coupled with the aggressive public pillorying of those who state their disapproval of homosexual behavior, is being made to prep the battlefield for the inevitable outing of Barack Obama.
The MSM has proven that there is no task too great for them to undertake in service to his needs, which include suppressing the truth about Donald Young, Larry Bland and Nate Spencer.
I am sure her ex boy friend maher likes it in the pooper!
I am sure ann gave him all she had!
It’s not just the anal sex that’s unappealing.
Just imagine some bearded dude beating off while chugging some hairy dude’s cock with a couple fingers inserted up his ass, they’ve got straps tightened around their necks and the hairy dude is pulling them tighter.
old_oaks, that’s…hold on–huuuurrrrrllll—not ri—-aaack…ptooey—right. Oh, man. I need to lie down for a little while.
The wise latina.
The nebulous negro.
The sensitive, thoughtful homosexual.
The evil capitalist.
The noble indian.
The peaceful muslim.
I’m really sick of this bullshit stereotypical ram-it-down-yer-throat and up-yer-ass nonsensical 2-dimensional cartoonish bullshit Hollyweird Madison Ave bullshit … uhhh … did I say bullshit?
@old_oaks.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
🙂
Ann is funny, witty and full of irony. Shame she’s not a conservative.
Maybe if they hide the “marriage” ceremony in the Rose Parade, you know, PLENTY of flowers, the folks won’t see them pushing the proverbial envelope. Could have used something else there to describe the ‘push’, but didn’t want to Obama (lower) myself this go around. What’s that smell?
Old Oaks – yeah, your comment should have come with a content warning.
Ack.
I can call Anne a friend since high school. Her fame is tough on her. But, she’s a trip and then some…
Old Oaks.
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Old Oaks, that is the most repulsive thing I’ve read all year! I hope it stays that way, I don’t think I can take anything worse.
It’s almost as if he were speaking from experience. LOL.
Anal sex is too clean for the gay crowd. It’s like doing it missionary style with the lights off for 20 years.
Erotic asphyxiation and fellatio graphically defines their deviance.
@Old Oaks – This is just a guess, but I’m pretty sure that your comments aren’t going to make it to the “Best Damned Comments of the Day” thread. 😉
Oaks “comment” is exactly what comes to most peoples minds whenever “gay” people stand up and start swishing….
Hey dumbasses! Wanna hear about my hetero sexual exploits? Didn’t think so – neither do I want to hear about yours.
For ALL people: keep whatever your sexual preferences are private! That’s how a polite society works best; not by one point of view being crammed down the throat of those who differ.
and that’s a gorgeous screen grab of Annie – hubba, hubba…..
kinda skinny, tho.
This last year truly was anus horribilis.
http://www.mizozo.com/images/item_images/37000/36048_gallery.jpg
2014 is going to be worse.
I am totally fagtied.
@DocTar – a little warning please, blecchhh!
The gay crowd is between 1 and 3% of the population, depending on what statistic you believe.
Open season, anyone?
@Roadmaster;
Average citizen: “But I’m not gay”.
Reply from the PTB: “You are now”..
At the very least, expecting the majority to (ahem) lay down for their cause.
Decrease procreative processes of course.