The Church of Drinking, Homosexuality and Abortion – IOTW Report

The Church of Drinking, Homosexuality and Abortion

Pro-gay church plans to build worship space/brewery, donate profits to Planned Parenthood.


A building in Santa Cruz, Calif., is being converted into a worship space and public brewery by a pro-gay church that plans to donate some of its beer proceeds to Planned Parenthood, according to reports.

Members of the Greater Purpose Community Church now meet on Sundays at a food lounge to pray, listen and drink beer, KNTV reports.

“There’s nothing in the Bible that says you can’t drink alcohol in a responsible manner,” Pastor Chris VanHall told the station.

“A church that serves beer and gives the profits away to places like Planned Parenthood is really exciting to me,” the pastor told the paper.

Anyway, he said, his sermons are always better after a couple of beers.


15 Comments on The Church of Drinking, Homosexuality and Abortion

  1. If they are gay (again most are anything butt…) why foist planned parenthood off to the breeding straight community — wouldn’t it reduce the number of available victims, reduce the number of gays (if you are born that way), or future recruits?

    Kind of like the progressives giving rights to the religion of peace people – why bother.

  2. Back when I was a young man I devised a scheme to fleece the taxpayers through religion – the First United Church of Knowledge and the Second United Church of Knowledge (each ministering to, respectively, straights and homosexuals).

    I never had the nerve to put it into practice – but the time seems ripe, now.

    izlamo delenda est …

  3. There is only one Christian Tradition. The Orthodox Church, the Nicene Creed, and unbroken Apostolic Succession.

    Since the Great Schism of 1054, and without the Nicene Creed, you have the Roman Catholic Church and the devolution of Christianity to the Gay Rainbow Church Of Beer, Abortions, and Unicorns.

    What more do you need to know?

  4. God destroyed the world once with a flood because of things like this- and there weren’t as many people back then- wonder what He is waiting for to burn it up this time?

  5. Church of Do-what-you-feel and help kill babies?

    I’m thinking they’ve strayed a bit from the Word.

    Fun fact: Thump them on the head and you can hear the echo where their soul used to be.

  6. Santa Cruz…beautiful town on the coast forever ruined by 70 years of one hippy generation after another. (I lived there.)


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