It’s time to repeat this post so that people can add to it in the comments:
Cashtration- When the government takes all your money, including your balls.
blabbergasted (v) – the astonished state caused by a leftist’s continual bleating of the same old and busted ideas.
rebutthole (n) – the smart counter argument a conservative makes for the a typical leftist butthole idea.
ASSertion (n)- an idiotic and false leftist claim.
Snowfake- (n) – Progressive that pretends to be triggered in order to stifle right-wing speech
Girgoyle (n) – grotesque leftist girl who stands guard over grotesque leftist ideas.
dissodunce (n) – a leftist holding, simultaneously, two ideas which, together, undermines their premise.
Donald Trump did not want to win the presidential election.
Donald Trump colluded with the Russians in order to win the presidential election.
dissidunce (n) – a leftist protesting against a constitutional founding principle.
Abdictate – when a leftist finally gives up his power.
Trump’s inauguration is the day Obama abdictated his throne.
Pooraplegic: a destitute, but healthy, lefty who refuses to work, claiming fictitious ‘disabilities’
Atmosfear – the leftist technique of scaring the public with things they cannot see or know, and then solving that crisis with higher taxes.
Willy-nilly – The casual way a leftist will administer hormone blockers to a young male child who says he’s a girl.
Basementalism- the state of mind which hinders an adult from leaving a parent or guardian’s basement.
Triggernometry: A formula from which all ‘triggers’ are developed.
Criminal neglivents – When a leftist goes on social media and angrily incites violence against conservatives, calls for the assassination of a right-wing president, holds up pictures of severed heads.
lymph- the phenomenon in which male leftists actually walk with a lisp. See Cocoa Boy.
Blackbury – when leftists attempt to hide digital evidence of their crimes
Ignoranus – a lefty troll you block on social media
Gore- illa tactics: Threats and violence against persons and organizations who do not believe in global warming or climate change.
Bozone Layer – the shield of stupid the prevents common sense from penetrating a leftist’s skull.
Fat Earther – a vegetarian who manages to somehow be overweight.
Drag addict- Parent who can’t stop forcing LGBTQ culture onto their innocent child.
Harrydashery- The speed of which Harry Reid left the senate after he had an “exercise band accident.”
Flarts -(n) Curriculum of feminist liberal arts.
Eminem domain – to expropriate public property and run it into the ground with rap and hip hop culture.
DEMeme- When it’s okay for dems to body shame or make fun of disabilities, etc, because the victim is right-wing.
Tenderloons – compassionate conservatives.
Koolaidoscope – A device that reshapes all known realities to fit progressive narratives.
Sarchasm – the distance between a perfectly crafted witticism and how far it goes over a lefty’s head.
Dopeler Radar – `A device that measures the speed at which a stupid notion forms in a leftist’s head and then emerges from their mouth.
Mufticulturalism – the insistence by lefties that flooding an area with Muslim refugees is good thing.
Circumstance – the position a Muslim assumes in order to perform a clitoridectomy
Dem entia- leftist beliefs
Govern mint – the magical building that prints money for politician’s use.
institoot- the place that farts out studies that support leftist assertions.
National Ranthem – When a leftist takes out their special interest gripes on the National Anthem
Thank God, Finally.
Wait, no where did I see you address the word FAG. Which got me in a certain amount of trouble a while back.
Negligent – When an absent-minded leftist fag accidentally answers the door in his negligee.
there.
Flatulence- The emergency vehicle that showed up to help Rachel Corrie
That’s good. However I think it might need tweaking. I haven’t done this for a while, but let me think little bit.
Testiphony = the false statements made due to ‘repressed memories’
Vagenda: (noun) The insane feminist agenda. ” That bitch has a nasty vagenda.”
CALORIES (noun)- Tiny creatures that live in your closet that sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
Aaron Burr is a FAG, but Vagenda is a big winner. LOL
I’m still thinking bout FAG.
Dereliction – When the left gets voted into office by paying bums to vote for them.
OK
FAG, when one of your buddies does something totally stupid or slightly effeminate.
Or a British cigarette. Which explains a lot.
That’s all I got.
Just sayen, this thread could go on for years.
I’m sure all you do is dream about fags, Brad. Unlike your mother, who had so many wet dreams about me she napped in a kiddie pool.
Aaron Burr
You just never learned where the line was did you Burr. And you just stepped way the fuck over it. Your weak point. You ARE A FAG.
HillBilly- The phenomenon where the Clintons suddenly get southern accents when they are at rallies below the Mason-Dixon line.
“Valley Girl” ~ slang term from the ’80’s describing where all the boys from the Prep Schools ‘hung out’ … in Chrissy Blasey’s ‘valley’
Threadspread – When two idiots argue and throw a wet blanket over a post thread.
lol
“Threadspread – When two idiots argue and throw a wet blanket over a post thread.”
Ah, so now I’m an idiot when some socially inadequate dumb fuck bad mouths my long dead mother. How do you feel about your mother FUR? Fuck off.
Fat Block: The female counterpart to Black Block.
Baked Stick Man: A male pot head who shows up to battle against Trump supporters.
Jackrabbited: When a Democrat such as JFK f’s an intern. E.G. Clinton jackrabbited Monica Lewinsky.
Deplorabladorable: Hillary Clinton with a sash saying just that.
C’mon. I added the “lol.”
Whenever you add the lol you can say anything with impunity.
I think that’s how it works.
Testing… BFH, you’re an asshole!!! lol
No you fucking idiot it works with three smily faces you jerk! 🙂 🙂 🙂
And you spelled ‘smiley’ incorrectly, jerk! LOL 😀 😀 😀
Eh. This is too much work with all the acronyms and shit.
Okay.. maybe my theory isn’t so sound.
ATTENTION – MJA is on a Communiquétion.
Communiquétion- when you’re on suspension from your job until you hear back from me.
I Miss Ed you guys soooo Much….
Anonywuss – Commenters who won’t risk accountability by sticking to one screen name.
Lol, MJA is untouchable even from BFH!!! LOl! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Meant that completely sarcastic. Jeez…as your lol a light-hearted response to your LOL post.
It’s okay, he just forgot the LOL and the 😀 😀 😀
lol.
I’ve been inspired to make up two new words for the Dicktionary and they both got insulted!
Asparapiss: Urine that stinks after eating asparagus.
Islam – the propensity to suddenly detonate
Let me try this…Ruth Ginsberg is croaking:. 😁😥😝😭😏😭
That’s my practical an religious self.
Crapshoot: A hunt that takes place on the streets of San Francisco
Dry Gulch: a place seen only by RBG’s gynecologist
fauxmisdeedvictimschemer – someone who claims to be a victim reluctant to publicly report misconduct committed by another person, but is in fact part of a conspiracy to destroy the accused the target of the conspirators.
lol.
Let’s see. I was supposed to add lol here, right?
Vanguard: The large men in suits that obscure the view of others as you’re thrown into a van headfirst like a sack of potatoes
La’trine(Fr) – French pronunciation of “Obama Library”
Kneegro: a national anthem protester
Screwby-Doo’d: When the left uses the Scooby-Doo playbook to make a property worthless so they can buy it for pennys’-on-the-dollar (or just plain outright steal it for nothing).
Example: The Klamath Falls farmers, the San Joaquin Valley farmers, the Malheur National Forest ranchers, the Bundy Family ranchers in Nevada, etc (and etc, and etc, and etc) were Screwby-Doo’d.
Transgenderism: An alternate spelling of “mental illness”
Embareass: The shame of having your pants fall down in public
Hind-lick maneuver: when one fag (h/t Bad Brad) tosses the salad of another, causing you to gag and spit out whatever was choking you
Fupaglide (v): to barely touch the steps as you are held on either side by strong men to keep from faceplanting to the bottom. Caused by the sloshing of gallons of vodka in Hilzebub’s dromedary gunt.
Great! Love it
McStained~the nasty brown fluid that largely pools and soils a clean mattress right after a person dies who then immediately descends straight to Hell.
Similie, when a liberal attempts to tell the truth
Fordication, whenever a feminist claims a man would actually be interested in touching her