The iOTWreport Dicktionary – IOTW Report

The iOTWreport Dicktionary

It’s time to repeat this post so that people can add to it in the comments:

Cashtration- When the government takes all your money, including your balls.

blabbergasted (v) – the astonished state caused by a leftist’s continual bleating of the same old and busted ideas.

rebutthole (n) – the smart counter argument a conservative makes for the a typical leftist butthole idea.

ASSertion (n)- an idiotic and false leftist claim.

Snowfake- (n) – Progressive that pretends to be triggered in order to stifle right-wing speech

Girgoyle (n) – grotesque leftist girl who stands guard over grotesque leftist ideas.

dissodunce (n) – a leftist holding, simultaneously, two ideas which, together, undermines their premise.

Donald Trump did not want to win the presidential election.

Donald Trump colluded with the Russians in order to win the presidential election.

dissidunce (n) –  a leftist protesting against a constitutional founding principle.

Abdictate – when a leftist finally gives up his power.

Trump’s inauguration is the day Obama abdictated his throne.

Pooraplegic: a destitute, but healthy, lefty who refuses to work, claiming fictitious ‘disabilities’

Atmosfear – the leftist technique of scaring the public with things they cannot see or know, and then solving that crisis with higher taxes.

Willy-nilly  – The casual way a leftist will administer hormone blockers to a young male child who says he’s a girl.

Basementalism- the state of mind which hinders an adult from leaving a parent or guardian’s basement.

Triggernometry: A formula from which all ‘triggers’ are developed.

Criminal neglivents – When a leftist goes on social media and angrily incites violence against conservatives, calls for the assassination of a right-wing president, holds up pictures of severed heads.

lymph- the phenomenon in which male leftists actually walk with a lisp.  See Cocoa Boy.

Blackbury – when leftists attempt to hide digital evidence of their crimes

Ignoranus – a lefty troll you block on social media

Gore- illa tactics: Threats and violence against persons and organizations who do not believe in global warming or climate change.

Bozone Layer – the shield of stupid the prevents common sense from penetrating a leftist’s skull.

Fat Earther –  a vegetarian who manages to somehow be overweight.

Drag addict- Parent who can’t stop forcing LGBTQ culture onto their innocent child.

Harrydashery- The speed of which Harry Reid left the senate after he had an “exercise band accident.”

Flarts -(n) Curriculum of feminist liberal arts.

Eminem domain – to expropriate public property and run it into the ground with rap and hip hop culture.

DEMeme- When it’s okay for dems to body shame or make fun of disabilities, etc, because the victim is right-wing.

Tenderloons – compassionate conservatives.

Koolaidoscope – A device that reshapes all known realities to fit progressive narratives.

Sarchasm – the distance between a perfectly crafted witticism and how far it goes over a lefty’s head.

Dopeler Radar – `A device that measures the speed at which a stupid notion forms in a leftist’s head and then emerges from their mouth.

Mufticulturalism – the insistence by lefties that flooding an area with Muslim refugees is good thing.

Circumstance – the position a Muslim assumes in order to perform a clitoridectomy

Dem entia- leftist beliefs

Govern mint – the magical building that prints money for politician’s use.

institoot- the place that farts out studies that support leftist assertions.

National Ranthem – When a leftist takes out their special interest gripes on the National Anthem

52 Comments on The iOTWreport Dicktionary

  1. “Threadspread – When two idiots argue and throw a wet blanket over a post thread.”

    Ah, so now I’m an idiot when some socially inadequate dumb fuck bad mouths my long dead mother. How do you feel about your mother FUR? Fuck off.

  2. fauxmisdeedvictimschemer – someone who claims to be a victim reluctant to publicly report misconduct committed by another person, but is in fact part of a conspiracy to destroy the accused the target of the conspirators.

    lol.

    Let’s see. I was supposed to add lol here, right?

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  3. Screwby-Doo’d: When the left uses the Scooby-Doo playbook to make a property worthless so they can buy it for pennys’-on-the-dollar (or just plain outright steal it for nothing).
    Example: The Klamath Falls farmers, the San Joaquin Valley farmers, the Malheur National Forest ranchers, the Bundy Family ranchers in Nevada, etc (and etc, and etc, and etc) were Screwby-Doo’d.

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  4. Fupaglide (v): to barely touch the steps as you are held on either side by strong men to keep from faceplanting to the bottom. Caused by the sloshing of gallons of vodka in Hilzebub’s dromedary gunt.

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