The King of Comb Overs – IOTW Report

The King of Comb Overs

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  1. We had a guy at work that did a turban wrap with his hair, if you were close you could see the hair on the back of his head was combed sideways. Lots of cheap toupees too.

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  2. I parted my hair on the left for my entire life. My Father had a full head of hair his entire life but my grandfather (Mom’s father) had a chrome dome. At 40 my hair started thinning. I told my wife to tell me as soon as it started looking like a comb-over. At about 48 she gave me the bad news. I immediately bought a WAHL hair clipper and started at comb #3 on top and #2 on the sides. Now I just do #2 all over.

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  3. @Jethro, people ask if I usually wear hats thinking nobody will see I’m bald.
    I tell them to shave their heads and stand in the sun for the day and get back to me.
    A burnt head is very painful.
    Plus the hat helps keep the sweat out of your eyes.

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  4. I gave up on haircuts when I was 32 and neglected to put sunblock on my receding hairline while attending a beach party in San Diego. It looked like I had horns burned on my forehead. Walh clippers with the #1 attachment every two weeks on my face and head is my grooming now. It’s actually kind of liberating.

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  5. My dad was nearly bald up the middle. He would do the combover and use hairspray to glue the combover to few remaining hairs in the middle. When they went away and he was in a breeze, his hair lifted off like an airplane wing. It was still attached along the side where his part was. Sorta like a shark fin off to one side. It took awhile to convince him yo just go with the Monk fringe.

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  6. Fucking hair. I shave my head when it is 107 in MO.

    My Brother asked why I shave my head when I have all my hair. Because it is hot.

    “But you have hair…”

    He doesn’t have any and laments it. I have it and it’s a pain in the ass.

    I don’t know what he fuck to tell you.

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  7. In all fairness I only have about two hairs on my chest. Used to drink a ton of whiskey as that was rumored to put hair on your chest. Had to give that up about 25 yrs ago as all it did was grow hair in my ears, that and a few other adverse effects. So many things in life you just don’t get a choice in. Best to be happy with the way you are.

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  8. Middle of next month I get to go in and have them put a bunch of slop on the top of my bald head. Wait for an hour or three and then a “red light of BF-RhodoLED” for another period of time.

    One possible side effect or reaction is it can cause “transient amnestic episodes.” Wonder if they’ll drive me home if I forget who I am or where I live?

    Never read “Important Safety Information” as you’ll NEVER have any procedures done or take any medications.

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