There was this kid who had the unlucky fortune to have been named Cecil Fart.
In school he was bullied horrendously. “Hey, look, it’s Cecil Fart, look what the wind blew in…” “Is it me, or does it stink in here?”
You get the idea. These taunts often made him cry.
Finally, when he turned 21, he was legally able to change his name. Eagerly, he went to the courthouse, and when they called his name, Cecil Fart, there were audible chuckles in the room.
Even the judge, when he approved the paperwork, couldn’t contain himself. But this was about to end.
The judge spoke – “Cecil Fart… (laughter)… we’ve accepted your petition… the court has granted you the right to change your name. What is it that you’d like to change it to?”
“Thank you, your honor. I’d like to change my name to James Fart.”
Hey, I know that guy. He used to ride his horse, Hoof Hearted, all over town.
…sorry, I’m surrounded by Amidous, Mamadous, Ibrahimas, Diallos, and Kalikiaquan Shabazzes all day long. To me, a simple “Fart” is a breath of fresh air…
Osborn Green suffered a similar fate until AOC and LeBron James lent their support.
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He could’ve changed it to Cupyourown.
I was in a class with a kid named Michael Peter Weiner. Cruel parents.
At least he didn’t request his name be changed from Cecil to Stinky. Instead of James.
I grew up with a guy with that nickname.
I don’t get it.
So the guy changed his name so the kids would think he was someone else and wouldn’t sodomize him, like Obama.
We have a local sports journalist in my area, Dick Bender. I only realized after becoming an adult and moving away for many years just how strange it was to have this name.
Is there really such a person with the last name of Fart? Could you imagine the wedding of a girl who was named Stinky to some poor schmuck with the last name of Fart, it would be the Stinky/Fart wedding.
I can not imagine the early life of Leonard M Lipshitz, if he grew up in this country
Or the guy named Shart who changed his name to Fart to get some relief?
My son had a teacher named Dick Fiddler. I had a friend in college named Harry Peters.
Peter Orifice…..
I went to HS with a fellow name of Ricky (Dick) Head.