I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt most of what the mainstream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!
Funny that it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!
As if all of this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I’m not even sure which toilet to use!
ht/ brown-eyed girl