The Not So Little Mermaid

35 Comments on The Not So Little Mermaid

1. Sign say’s “Feed the Mermaid”

   I would say that job is complete…

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2. Those starfish are holding on for dear life, if they let go she’s eat them.

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3. Damn! That goldfish has outgrown its fish tank.

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4. Looks like a manatee or a walrus.

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5. I don’t know. But it got ugly fast.

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6. Mermaids are more believable than blacks that can swim…

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7. Obviously hidden air tanks. Many places to hide them.

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8. Sign on the tank says feed the mermaid. WTF.

   This is why you’re not supposed to feed the animals, kids.

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9. Daryl Hannah did a much better job in the “Splash” movie…30 years ago!

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10. Whoops! 40 years ago!!!

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11. Yeo, Jethro, it goes by fast doesn’t it? Yep, that’s just how fast it happens.

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12. Shamu.

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13. I’d say she’s closer to the heavy in that Disney animation.

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14. Tight fit there.

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15. OMG! A whale has more buoyancy than her. Lord, when are black people, mainly black Americans going to stop making fools of themselves. I know – probably, never…*sigh*.

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16. I wonder how much water is really in that tank. I’m going with less than a gallon.

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17. Yup, manatee wannabe.

    Around here (SW FL) we call manatees “sea cows”.

    I think she qualifies as a “seawater buffalo”.
    And I do believe Eden Jacobowitz would agree.

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18. that’s something you don’t see everyday. SMH.

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19. “Thar she blows.” Grab your harpoons there’s a lot of blubber in that fat sea cow.

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20. “No words.”
    ~Moby Dick

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21. Hey! don’t forget to “click” on Dr. Jebra Faushay’s name or photo and check out her other posts! Especially, the one about her brother in an iron lung and how he got there….I mean…you know…

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22. They tried a skinny mermaid but there wasn’t enough water.

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23. @Different Tim — That took me a couple of seconds. Good one!👏

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24. Trump’s been throwing the fish food again.

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25. Drunken sailors used to mistake manatees for mermaids.
    This must be the missing link.

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26. We had a guy in my fighter squadron on board the Kitty Hawk when we were transiting the San Bernadino Straits in the Philippines who swore up and down that he’d seen a mermaid in those waters. It turned to be a manatee and he was probably horny as well since we were about to get to Subic (Pubic) Bay and Olongapo City later that day.

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27. Ya gotta measure her like shipbuilders do: The number of tons of water displaced.

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28. Is that stacy abrams?

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29. I think Lizzo has a new gig. On another note. She has a boyfriend named Tuppa Ware., it seems they both like a “tight seal”..

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30. The placement of the starfish make it look like The Creature From the Black Lagoon is copping a feel.

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31. disgusting

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32. I think this is the actress that is staring in the new Disney Mobey Dick remake. Of course with Disney the whale is trans-gendered and the new title is Maybe Dick.

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33. She’s about to outgrow her 1,000 gallon aquarium….

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34. If she crawled onto the land, the level of the earth’s oceans would fall 293 feet.

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35. I wanna see someone holding a cheeseburger above the tank & that thing jump up & grab it like dolphins do.The splash down would empty the tank.

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